BE PREPARED: Excuses for the event of discovery.

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My response would largely depend on who found out, for most people it would be mind your own business or none of your business

if my girlfriend found out now that would be more complicated...
 
I would never lie unfortunately. I have Asperger syndrome and I am no good at it. I would mention the truth but only in part if that where to happen. You see I do need diapers for medical reasons after all. As for the print scenario well the printed diapers from Bambino's are really good after all as far as performance goes. I am practical and pragmatic enough from everyone else's point of view (if they knew me in person) to not care about the prints so much and argue "well would you rather that I crap all over your furniture? They just happen to do a really good job irrespective of the prints anyways that's all." I can't lie worth a damn. But I can be quite deceptive though. This is provided I was somehow caught with a diaper with prints on it in the first place and that is unlikely because I use those exclusively at home when I am alone. It's possible I might be forced to use a printed diaper though during the day when I am out taking care of business because it's better then no diaper if I happen to not have any others available theoretically which is extremely unlikely to happen in the first place.
 
depends who I get caught by one of my excuses which happens to be one of my many reasons for wearing diapers is that their for my time of month
 
As much as I like to think that I would just tell the truth, I suppose it depends (hehehe) on who makes the discovery, and a few weeks ago I had to scramble for an excuse.

My landlord's brother is someone I don't really like. He's a redneck, a racist, and all-around judgmental prick. I tolerate him but I just don't like the guy very much. Our house is on a big farm which the landlord and his family have access to part of, they store a lot of equipment there. So, every now and then, the brother has to come and get some things out of his storage.

One day my hubby and I were going to visit my brother Andy, and I was bringing him a bag of Cushies to trade him for some Bambinos. Well, I only had the bag inside a plastic shopping bag and they were visible to anyone who looked at the bag, so when he strolled up to say hi, he looked and asked if they were diapers.

Umm... homina homina homina... Look, I am not afraid of the guy or what he thinks, and he can't kick us out, but man, I knew he would break my balls every day henceforth if I told him then truth and in that moment I buckled,

Yes, Ronnie, they are.

Who are those for?

Got them as a gag gift for a party.

He seemed to buy it and we got out of there as fast as we could.
 
My wife caught me. I told.

The truth.

But if you want to rehearse something, I'd suggest blurting out everything that's wrong with you as quickly as possible while simultaneously bursting into tears and prostrating yourself before the other person. And cuddling their ankles. Then you won't be lying, and you might even get a hug when you're done. Probably not a loving hug, but perhaps a pity hug. Maybe even a sympathy hug!

Of course, if there's more than one person, this could be awkward. I'd suggest sorting all of your acquaintances well in advance so that you know whose mercy you'll be seeking when discovered by a group. Good criteria to use when sorting include your love for that person, and how much money they make.

And what their feet smell like.
 
My best response usually involves Usain Bolt-style running out of the room, or simply losing the ability to comprehend English/becoming deaf for a moment.

"Eh? What's that?? Parlez-vous français? Oui Oui?"
 
I just use boring white cloth diapers so people who might find out don't think I have a fetish. So far there has been no problem and with my accidents I have do need them sometimes.
 
My son asked me why do I wear them and I told him 'I just do, some adults still wear them' and he said "and kids don't" and I said "No kids don't wear them, only babies." Then he moved on and said nothing else about it.

It felt like lying but how do you explain to a four year old about people choosing to wear diapers and people just choosing to wear them and listing all the reasons, this might be too complicated for him to understand and I don't want him thinking he should start wearing them again and bam I have to deal with wet and messy pants again. I don't want him to go backwards. How would you explain the double standard to a small child? Medical reason is the only excuse or being vague about it and saying some people still wear them and just saying big kids don't wear them. I am not comfortable discussing AB/DL or my lifestyle with him. I would rather list medical reasons why people wear them.

In general, if my diapers are discovered, my need to wear them is the excuse and having a bit of a problem. But no one has asked me about it so I haven't had to explain anything. Only my parents know the real reason.
 
Calico said:
My son asked me why do I wear them and I told him 'I just do, some adults still wear them' and he said "and kids don't" and I said "No kids don't wear them, only babies." Then he moved on and said nothing else about it.

It felt like lying but how do you explain to a four year old about people choosing to wear diapers and people just choosing to wear them and listing all the reasons, this might be too complicated for him to understand and I don't want him thinking he should start wearing them again and bam I have to deal with wet and messy pants again. I don't want him to go backwards. How would you explain the double standard to a small child? Medical reason is the only excuse or being vague about it and saying some people still wear them and just saying big kids don't wear them. I am not comfortable discussing AB/DL or my lifestyle with him. I would rather list medical reasons why people wear them.

In general, if my diapers are discovered, my need to wear them is the excuse and having a bit of a problem. But no one has asked me about it so I haven't had to explain anything. Only my parents know the real reason.
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I'm a bit curious here but how in the world does your 4 year old son know that you wear diapers?
 
Clarity said:
I'm a bit curious here but how in the world does your 4 year old son know that you wear diapers?
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I never kept it hidden from him. I think it's impossible to hie it from your kids if you're a 24/7 wearer.
 
Calico said:
My son asked me why do I wear them and I told him 'I just do, some adults still wear them' and he said "and kids don't" and I said "No kids don't wear them, only babies." Then he moved on and said nothing else about it.

It felt like lying but how do you explain to a four year old about people choosing to wear diapers and people just choosing to wear them and listing all the reasons, this might be too complicated for him to understand and I don't want him thinking he should start wearing them again and bam I have to deal with wet and messy pants again. I don't want him to go backwards. How would you explain the double standard to a small child? Medical reason is the only excuse or being vague about it and saying some people still wear them and just saying big kids don't wear them. I am not comfortable discussing AB/DL or my lifestyle with him. I would rather list medical reasons why people wear them.

In general, if my diapers are discovered, my need to wear them is the excuse and having a bit of a problem. But no one has asked me about it so I haven't had to explain anything. Only my parents know the real reason.
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I think saying that some people need them might be the best approach there. It's not wrong, even if it comes from ABDL. Our need is just a psychological, rather than physical one. That doesn't make it any less important. It's still true that most kids don't need them and I'm sure your son doesn't have any need for them, so he should understand that they're not for him, at least right now. If he gets older and really, really wants to wear diapers too, he'll figure that out and you can cross that bridge if it ever comes up (it probably won't).
 
If im discovered i will say I.B.S.
I have accidents and am not ashamed to admit it and its the truth even though i could get away with pads.
 
Obviously it depends, person to person, but I think the best reason, not excuse, is Irritable Bowel Syndrome, or bladder infection, since both can leave you with somewhat limited control, and diapers could certainly be part of a suggested mitigation of these urinary/bowel issues. It can always be said that's it's far better to be safe, than sorry, and leave it at that. As for the babyish designs, you could just claim they were the only ones you could find, when you went looking. Trouble is, once you lie, you're going to have to live with the consequences of someone "knowing" something that really should be private. This is where we Americans can use the ADA act, or Americans with Disabilities Act, to protect from further intrusion, as in the workplace, with police, medical people, etc. NO, you don't have to have a doctor's order/prescription (it's not Nazi Germany here!), just a personal reason to be wearing something you thought you were keeping private. Obviously, if you choose to go to the local playground in your Disney print plastic pants, and play on the gymnasium equipment, trying to relive your early life, you're going to get arrested as a pedo, and rightfully would deserve it.

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Calico said:
I never kept it hidden from him. I think it's impossible to hie it from your kids if you're a 24/7 wearer.
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Mistake #1 is not hiding it from him.
Mistake #2 is thinking you can't hide it from them...

I got through three kids, and nearly three decades of kids of all types running in the house, and no one (except the all-knowing wife) ever had a clue, though I wasn't 24/7 at that time. Point is, there's always a way to keep stealthy enough to cover your tracks, but it takes effort and commitment (to keep waste baskets emptied, garbage cans taken out, proper clothing choices, etc). It can, and should be done. Once the cat's out of the bag, no telling which direction the ball is going to roll.
 
Jamieboy said:
Obviously it depends, person to person, but I think the best reason, not excuse, is Irritable Bowel Syndrome, or bladder infection, since both can leave you with somewhat limited control, and diapers could certainly be part of a suggested mitigation of these urinary/bowel issues. It can always be said that's it's far better to be safe, than sorry, and leave it at that. As for the babyish designs, you could just claim they were the only ones you could find, when you went looking. Trouble is, once you lie, you're going to have to live with the consequences of someone "knowing" something that really should be private. This is where we Americans can use the ADA act, or Americans with Disabilities Act, to protect from further intrusion, as in the workplace, with police, medical people, etc. NO, you don't have to have a doctor's order/prescription (it's not Nazi Germany here!), just a personal reason to be wearing something you thought you were keeping private. Obviously, if you choose to go to the local playground in your Disney print plastic pants, and play on the gymnasium equipment, trying to relive your early life, you're going to get arrested as a pedo, and rightfully would deserve it.

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Mistake #1 is not hiding it from him.
Mistake #2 is thinking you can't hide it from them...

I got through three kids, and nearly three decades of kids of all types running in the house, and no one (except the all-knowing wife) ever had a clue, though I wasn't 24/7 at that time. Point is, there's always a way to keep stealthy enough to cover your tracks, but it takes effort and commitment (to keep waste baskets emptied, garbage cans taken out, proper clothing choices, etc). It can, and should be done. Once the cat's out of the bag, no telling which direction the ball is going to roll.
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What's going to happen if you need to change and you have your kids with you? You sure can't leave them outside the stall alone while you get changed when they are little. Let's just hope that will never happen. And you weren't 24/7 so that was different. Also hope your kids won't be nosy and find them in your house or in the garbage if they look in the trash.
 
I dont have print diapers.

My excuse is/wouldbe "I piss the bed when I get drunk sometimes. Better Safe than sorry"

Haven't had to use but as a college student it would be pretty believable.
 
Calico said:
What's going to happen if you need to change and you have your kids with you? You sure can't leave them outside the stall alone while you get changed when they are little. Let's just hope that will never happen. And you weren't 24/7 so that was different. Also hope your kids won't be nosy and find them in your house or in the garbage if they look in the trash.
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@ Calico - Honestly, we make this whole fetishistic diaper behavior sound as if we have no choices, when we do. Choose pull-ups, when necessary, as when you're with your kids, and go to the bathroom LIKE AN ADULT, just pulling your pull-up down. Why is it that people think that because you choose to wear a diaper or pull-up you're constrained to use only it??? That logic really is babyish, not childlike. We're adults, right? Act like it, but figure out how to have the best of both worlds. And, if you (the proverbial) choose to wear a full-blown diaper, when you're with your kids, and you have no possible expectation of privacy, then THAT'S THE WRONG CHOICE for the day.

The fact that I wasn't 24/7 at that time plays no part in understanding this situation. I've been "my version" of 24/7 for 18 months now, and I'd guess that makes me a bit of an expert at how to live undetected, especially when that whole 18 months has been in a public setting, around this country, exposed to dozens/hundreds of people every single day...

It is a well known fact that kids do not look in the trash. They avoid it like the plague, including taking the garbage cans out. I think they may be allergic to trash...

As for hiding stuff... If you can hide you sex toys, lubricants, porn mags (does anyone even read paper ones anymore???), then why can't you hide & protect you diaper goodies, from prying eyes??? I did it. Lock on the MBRM door, goodies locked in a tall file cabinet, etc. Nobody EVER asked me what was in the file cabinet, in our walk-in closet. My answer would have been a one-word answer; NUNYA, as in none of your business.... I'm sure my girls had their own needs for privacy, from the ripe age of 12 on, and respecting their privacy went a long way towards my expectation of having/keeping my own privacy. It works, but the locks let you at least know if someone made it through your defenses.

As my kids got older, I resolved to have a proper conversation with them about fetishism, and choices in life, and early imprinting, that has an effect on both fetishism & choices, if the need ever arose. It didn't.
 
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I don't have sex toys, nice try. I have no interest in them and kids have found sex toys before in their parents bedroom. We also don't use lubricant. My husband uses spit. I have adult books on my Nook and one Wetset magazine on my shelf, not sure what happened to the other. So far my son hasn't found those nor found unused diapers in trash bags in the basement which belong to my husband.
 
If caught..

For regular, non printed diapers :

-I sometimes go on long gaming sprees, it's a better and more sanitary way than using a jar.
-I had some elderly relatives over, completely forgot about them.
-(wearing) So, I have this bug, and the Doctor said it would be a good idea..

For print diapers :

-I went as a baby on halloween, they only sold in bulk so..
-(wearing) Um..so, funny story..:sweatdrop:
 
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