Starlight99
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I have been inundated (both on ADISC and off) with various how-tos on how to become incontinent, and they are almost always guaranteed to hurt or kill the person involved. That being said, there is only one way to become incontinent without endangering yourself, and that is by wearing diapers, going whenever you have to, and never holding it. It takes several months or longer, but it eventually works. If you want to go back, you have to retrain your body to hold it again, and sometimes it's impossible. There are ways to do it quicker, but they all endanger the person involved. Frankly, it's better to take several months to become incontinent than to do it quick and run the risk of dying before you could enjoy a life in diapers.
This is easily going to piss off the admins, but I bit the bullet because no matter how many "don't do this" and "don't post this" notices that go up, there's always that one guy that either provides a stupid how-to or a guy who is desperate to become incontinent at all costs, up to and including their life. Ultimately, this post is for those guys. They're the type that their parents tell them not to touch the hot stove and they turn and plant their ass on the grates. This wasn't done to provoke anyone, it was done because people are going to attempt to become incontinent anyway, and it's better that they do it safely than to do it in a way that endangers them. Here's your lessons for today:
1. Don't be a moron. If it sound dangerous, it probably is. If jumping off the bridge made you incontinent, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do it. Screwing up your body in an attempt to become incontinent is just as dangerous/deadly, so be smart and don't do it.
2. For the littles who are looking to be truly incontinent like a true little, if you're ever up for story time, I'd recommend "The Tortoise And The Hare."
3. The reason the how-tos keep being shut down isn't because the admins don't want you to become incontinent, it's because they know that people are going to go to any lengths to become incontinent, and usually it will be at the expense of the person's health or their life. It's almost like getting a tattoo (if you're into that, I'm personally not). Would you go the safe route and go to a reputable artist who knows what they're doing for a few hundred bucks, or would you get Hobo Joe to come in with a pen and do it for $20, and run the risk of getting sick or dying? Same thing here. Would you rather put the work in and get a better result, or gamble with your life just so you don't have to wait? If you answered the second answer, you're a moron. Play it safe, wait a few months, and you'll be where you want to be, no danger required.
I'm sorry if I came off as rude, or if I indeed angered the admins. I'm just tired of these dangerous how-tos and the admins having to constantly shut the conversation down. I posted this because people are going to try to become incontinent no matter what, and I'd rather them do it safely. Honestly, Moo could go on every TV in the world and breakdance with a sign that said "Don't try to become incontinent" and people would still do it. It's not arrogance, it's ignorance. They think "Oh, well, this can't end that horribly," and it always ends horribly. The children are going to play whether we like it or not, so we might as well make it safe for them. That's all.
P.S. Notice I didn't give any other how-tos in here, and I tried to stay as vague as possible. It's because there's gonna be that one impatient guy who reads this post and says "Oh, look at that trick, what's the worst that could happen?" So my vague wording is for them.
This is easily going to piss off the admins, but I bit the bullet because no matter how many "don't do this" and "don't post this" notices that go up, there's always that one guy that either provides a stupid how-to or a guy who is desperate to become incontinent at all costs, up to and including their life. Ultimately, this post is for those guys. They're the type that their parents tell them not to touch the hot stove and they turn and plant their ass on the grates. This wasn't done to provoke anyone, it was done because people are going to attempt to become incontinent anyway, and it's better that they do it safely than to do it in a way that endangers them. Here's your lessons for today:
1. Don't be a moron. If it sound dangerous, it probably is. If jumping off the bridge made you incontinent, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do it. Screwing up your body in an attempt to become incontinent is just as dangerous/deadly, so be smart and don't do it.
2. For the littles who are looking to be truly incontinent like a true little, if you're ever up for story time, I'd recommend "The Tortoise And The Hare."
3. The reason the how-tos keep being shut down isn't because the admins don't want you to become incontinent, it's because they know that people are going to go to any lengths to become incontinent, and usually it will be at the expense of the person's health or their life. It's almost like getting a tattoo (if you're into that, I'm personally not). Would you go the safe route and go to a reputable artist who knows what they're doing for a few hundred bucks, or would you get Hobo Joe to come in with a pen and do it for $20, and run the risk of getting sick or dying? Same thing here. Would you rather put the work in and get a better result, or gamble with your life just so you don't have to wait? If you answered the second answer, you're a moron. Play it safe, wait a few months, and you'll be where you want to be, no danger required.
I'm sorry if I came off as rude, or if I indeed angered the admins. I'm just tired of these dangerous how-tos and the admins having to constantly shut the conversation down. I posted this because people are going to try to become incontinent no matter what, and I'd rather them do it safely. Honestly, Moo could go on every TV in the world and breakdance with a sign that said "Don't try to become incontinent" and people would still do it. It's not arrogance, it's ignorance. They think "Oh, well, this can't end that horribly," and it always ends horribly. The children are going to play whether we like it or not, so we might as well make it safe for them. That's all.
P.S. Notice I didn't give any other how-tos in here, and I tried to stay as vague as possible. It's because there's gonna be that one impatient guy who reads this post and says "Oh, look at that trick, what's the worst that could happen?" So my vague wording is for them.