The bib basically says "I used my diaper while I was eating"
Onesieman
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The bib basically says "I used my diaper while I was eating"
The moment I get home and strip down to nothing but a diaper and then someone rings the doorbell so I have put pants right back on. I hate that, I just want to relax as soon as I get home.
Today's my birthday. I'm now 26 months old.
I thought about buying a 1TB SD card for my Switch, then remembered how much I actually make. So I decided it's better to split my digital Switch library between 2 SD cards (for now) for a total of 400 GB of external storage. Just swap out for certain titles.
I picked up 2 packs of diapers at Walmart before going to work. However I could only fit one of them in my backpack, the packs were tall. I made the effort to make sure no sees the bag of diapers in my hand and hide it in plain sight while I was working.
My outdoor trash can hasn't been picked up in 2 weeks. The wet diapers in my room are really starting to smell. Now I'm putting them all in a trash bag and just throwing it outside. A second trash bag for more diaper that I'll be using later.
My new profile pic is just Ricky the Kangaroo from Zelda in a diaper. I love the rupee prints on it. Also picked a banner: Marshtomp being treated like a baby, complete with a bib, pacifier, booties & mittens, and diaper being held by Snivy.
So my dad just bought me 2 baby bottles. One of them has dinosaurs on it. I'm gonna have to mod the nipples when I start using one of them.
Got my other tooth fixed up. They put in a root canal, which is several tiny red needles placed in a hole they drilled in there. Covered them with cement. Remove the outer layer with another tool.
I just found a mobile Steam app that lets you use your phone or tablet as a controller on any game. Hard to get my inputs right with the buttons sometimes. Works perfectly for point and click games. Too bad there isn't one for GOG. Also, GOG has a sale, and I got 12 games for $25, 3 DOS bundles were included.
A funny video I just saw: so you wanna have kids. One of the comments said "Is the diaper bag for the kids or for you?" I thought to myself, forget about having kids, I could use a diaper bag. I didn't reply to his comment.
I'm currently wearing 5 diapers at the same time. I can't believe how thick my padding is right now, I love it so much.
I flooded my pull up this morning that somehow didn't leak. Surprised a pull up can hold that much sometimes. I was dry all night before I flooded it.
I had to see the dentist today. They were drilling my teeth, and got some temporary fillings. But now my mouth is so numb, I can't eat or suck on my pacifier.
A new month, time for a different pacifier. From my shiny red one to my lime green one. Happily suckling away as I drift off to sleep for work tomorrow morning.
I had 3 bags of dirty diapers I needed to throw away this morning. I bag was just the 2 megamaxes I used yesterday. More than a dozen diapers in those bags.
I just changed my soaked diaper after staying in it after 3 hours. Out of a pink megamax and into another pink megamax, full on baby mode today. Also cuddling with Lena while drinking juice from my baba & playing on my tablet.
I just got a new tablet. Now I'm redownloading all of my music tracks.
Decided I needed to go up a bra size from xl to 2xl though I fit fine in both. Bought 3 more bras (pink, black, & rainbow). I'm also wearing bras under my shirt out in public, I love the feel and nobody can see them. -
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