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I am not happy to admit this, but when I was in my mid teens or so, I wanted vintage 70s style toddler Pampers in the purple box soooooo bad (and even though my home had diapers, my younger sister was still wearing newborn size), so I went to the store and opened a box of toddler Pampers (yes, they came in boxes when I was young), took one out, and pretended I was "examining" it. I then walked away from the diaper aisle with that single diaper and stuffed it in my pants once I thought nobody was looking. I took it home and kept it for "playing" (I never did and still do not wet or mess my diapers). That one diaper lasted me for more than 6 months! I'm so glad I did not get caught, but my heart felt like it was gonna burst out of my chest when I walked out of the store with that diaper in my pants (LOL)!
Thinking back now, I wonder why my younger self didn't simply buy the whole box of 12. I had a job and could afford it. Perhaps I was too scared at the time. Perhaps I did not have a good plan for hiding a whole box in my room. I don't know. What if the cashier asked why I was buying them? Such irrational thoughts to have when you are committing a crime, right? Stealing from younger siblings in your own house (which I did) or from your friend's or cousin's house, etc., is wayyyyy easier and less scarier than stealing from a grocery store or pharmacy!
Anyone else have am interesting or funny "diaper stealing" story to share? Anybody get caught stealing as a kid? Hopefully none of you responsible adults are stealing diapers these days, right?
See this pic for the exact toddler Pampers that I lifted from:
Thinking back now, I wonder why my younger self didn't simply buy the whole box of 12. I had a job and could afford it. Perhaps I was too scared at the time. Perhaps I did not have a good plan for hiding a whole box in my room. I don't know. What if the cashier asked why I was buying them? Such irrational thoughts to have when you are committing a crime, right? Stealing from younger siblings in your own house (which I did) or from your friend's or cousin's house, etc., is wayyyyy easier and less scarier than stealing from a grocery store or pharmacy!
Anyone else have am interesting or funny "diaper stealing" story to share? Anybody get caught stealing as a kid? Hopefully none of you responsible adults are stealing diapers these days, right?
See this pic for the exact toddler Pampers that I lifted from: