Collection of song lyrics reworded to ABDL

[Cottontail]

My favorite MJ song! Great job! Wouldn't be surprised if he was a DL to some degree.

Fixed some kindergarten typos just now. She's ready for platinum! LOL. Anyway, I'm a big fan of 80's MJ in general. Pity the disc changer in my old car ate my Thriller CD. Not sure about diapers, but it definitely seemed like he was trying to recapture a lost childhood. Kind of a tragic case, MJ.

I ain't taking requests from you. I'd rather wait for your own versions.

Heehee. Well, I might've exhausted my inspiration on that last one. I think I'm going to sit and listen for a while. Maybe somebody will come along and butcher a country song or something. The world of pickup trucks, cowboy hats, and honky-tonks surely has diapers in it too, but I'm the wrong one to go there.

 

[ElPulpo]

I'm a big fan of 80's MJ in general. Not sure about diapers, but it definitely seemed like he was trying to recapture a lost childhood. Kind of a tragic case, MJ.

this is off topic, but if you don't mind occasional 4-letter-words and humor bordering on offensiveness, here's a sarcastic obituary of a weird Canadian: Michael Jackson is dead (Jon LaJoie)

 

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The Octopus's Diaper

I'd like to pee under the sea
In an octopus's diaper I made.
Fasten the pins; put my dummy in,
In an octopus's diaper I made.

When my friends would go to change me,
A pissy octopussy diaper they'd see.
I'd like to pee under the sea
In an octopus's diaper I made.

Don't need no porn, to get the horn,
Sleeping overnight at Nanny Mave's.
Resting my head, onto her big spare bed,
In an octopus's diaper I made.

We would sing and dance around...
Make mud pies, and chase that hound!
I like to pee where no one sees,
In an octopus's diaper I made.

We would shout and splash about
The bathtub that lies beneath the waves.
(Lies beneath the bathroom waves.)

Oh what joy for every girl and boy:
Knowing they're nappies will be changed.
(Nappied and sooo safe.)

We would be so happy you and me,
Someone there to clean up our do-do.
I'd like to pee under the sea
In a great eight-legged diaper. And you...?

 

[Cottontail]

In an octopus's diaper I made.

I wondered where our OP was getting them from!

In a great eight-legged diaper.

I'm foreseeing a Halloween version.

 

[ElPulpo]

The Octopus's Diaper
I'd like to pee under the sea
In a great eight-legged diaper. And you...?

I wondered where our OP was getting them from!

I didn't see that song coming. Great job. I feel deeply moved. Thank you!

 

[tiny]

I didn't see that song coming. Great job. I feel deeply moved. Thank you!

Hehe! No worries -- I'm glad you liked it.

It was one of my favourite songs as a kid and... when I saw your octupussy diaper avatar for the first time, I literally cried laughing! It still makes me grin every time I see it. And then I got the "el pulpo" reference too!

 

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Here's another Beatles classic... with a moral to the story! Be careful out there!


The Diapering Machine

In the town where I was born
Lived a boy who always peed.
We were told about his life,
Inventing a diaper machine.

First of all, it scrubbed his bum
Till he was fully cleaned.
A loud bang, then he was stuck
In a broken diaper machine.

He was trapped in a diapering machine;
Diapering machine, diapering machine.
He was trapped in a diapering machine;
Diapering machine, diapering machine.

And his friends were on all-fours,
Playing happily just next-door.
But his cries begin to fade...

He was trapped in a diapering machine;
Diapering machine, diapering machine.
He was trapped in a diapering machine;
Diapering machine, diapering machine.

(It's full of pee, Mr. paramedic; right up to his head!
Full of pee it is, officer.
Amputation! Amputation!
Aye aye, sir, aye aye.)

As we live a life of ease,
Everyone of us has all we need (has all we need).
Onesies too (onesies too) and bottles to wean.
We don't need a diaper machine (diaper machine, ha ha).

He was trapped in a diapering machine,
Diapering machine, diapering machine.

It broke down, his diapering machine,
Diapering machine, diapering machine.

He died in his diapering machine,
Diapering machine, diapering machine.

We don't need no diapering machines,
Diapering machines, diapering machines.

 

[Cottontail]

The Diapering Machine

Ha-ha! When you posted your last one, I thought to myself, "What's next? Yellow Submarine?"

 

[ElPulpo]

After all of your excellent contributions I feel like I have to come up with something again, although I can't quite keep up with the standard. This is "Change me" by Justin Bieber. Nothing I usually listen to, but an easy victim.


Girl, I’m ready, if you’re ready, now
Oooh, I really had to pee
If you’re with it, then I’m with it, now
Please accept all responsibility
Take my nappy away
To give me a new one today
I won’t pee into the same

Maybe you could change me
Maybe you could change me
Maybe you could be the one
That opens up my tapes
Use all my WaterWipes
Change me, change me

Please treat rashes well smoothly
If I’m screaming please soothe me
Apply lotion and powder me
Put a nappy around me
Be like a nanny
Help me position my tapes

Take a chance
Make a difference in my life
Maybe you could change me
Maybe you could change me
Maybe you could be the one
That opens up my tapes
Use all my WaterWipes
Change me, change me

Girl, I’m ready, if you’re ready, now
Oooh, I really had to pee
If you’re with it, then I’m with it, now

 

[Cottontail]

This is "Change me" by Justin Bieber.

Teehee. If only my mind's eye could un-see the music video it conjured while reading this!

 

[DiaperedDiscreetly]

Could come up with parodies, but was just thinking about Rap God from Eminem.

Something's wrong, I can feel it
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,

 

[ElPulpo]

For a change (pun intended) a little children's song:

Crinkle, crinkle, little dip
How you cling around my hip
Down around my crotch so low
Like a dam against the flow
Crinkle, crinkle, little dip
I will fill you till you drip.

 

[Cottontail]

I guess we're on to nursery rhymes now?

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Mary sleeps in UnderJams
Their padding's white as snow
At least before she falls asleep
(She never wakes to go)

One morning in a hurry
Mary left them on for school
Her classmates saw the bulge
And called her "diaper butt." How cruel!

Her teacher sent her to the nurse
To put on something dry
The nurse had only training pants
And that made Mary cry

But back to class in trainers
Mary finally did go
Terrified of what might happen
Should her classmates know

All through the day with padding on
She sat in silent dread
A dawning sense of babyhood
drove schoolwork from her head

Then finally on the bus ride home
Amidst the laughs and jeers
A switch was flipped in Mary's head
A warmth replaced her tears

When safely back at home
Although at first she went to change
She paused and wet her pull-up
Then thought, "Why am I so strange?"

Now Mary's always padded
And sucks pacifiers as well
She goes by Lambykins on ADISC
And is full-time ABDL

 

[ElPulpo]

Mary sleeps in UnderJams
Their padding's white as snow
At least before she falls asleep
(She never wakes to go)

That verse already made me smile. Good job!

I guess we're on to nursery rhymes now?

Whatever suits you. The thread title says "Song lyrics" but I wouldn't mind any lyric poetry - for instance the famous english poem "Diapers", inspired by Wordsworth's "Daffodils" :

I wore a diaper like a cloud
that covered privates, arse and all,
when all at once I let it out,
a streaming golden waterfall.
All down he crotch, into the crack,
dripping and trickling towards the back.


I just hope serious poetry enthusiasts don't get offended.

 

[Calico]

Thank you. I think "Childcare California" actually turned out more coherent than the original.

What was it a parody of what song?

 

[ElPulpo]

What was it a parody of what song?

I thought it was well known - well, maybe it was in the last century and I'm getting old. It's "Hotel California" by The Eagles.

 

[ElPulpo]

Here's my adaptation of "The times, they are a-changing" by Bob Dylan.
Yes, I know the rhymes with "changing" are sloppy, but that's just because they also are in the original version. Look it up.


Come gather 'round people wherever you roam
And admit that the bulges around you have grown
And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the boner
If your diaper is what you're craving
Then you better start wiping or you'll stink of urine
for the diapers, they need a changing

Come diaper lovers who just like the nappy
Who fasten the tapes and begin to feel happy
And then let it it flow till the fluff becomes sappy
And there's no reason for shaming
But you should take it off as soon as it's crappy
for your diapers, they need a changing

Come adult babies who like to regress
who relive their childhood to get rid of their stress
who put on their onesie or maybe a dress
and a paci to make problems fading
But you better undress when you just made a mess
for your diapers, they need a changing

Come incontinent people whose shpincters are weak
who don't wear by choice but due to their physique
You may use AB diapers because they're unique
and are excellent in containing
Still don't overdo or you might have a leak
for your diapers, they need a changing

Come partners and nannies throughout the land
And don't criticize what you can't understand
Your partners and babies have a special demand
And there's no reason for blaming
You better assist and lend them a hand
for their diapers, they need a changing

 

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How did I miss this thread?
If it wasn't for @ElPulpo 's shameless plug in admin, I'd still be none the unwiser.

The comments about Closing Time caught my eye since I'm a bit surprised by how simple (or lacking of substance) many big hits are.
(Let's get the Samantha Fox's Greatest Hits joke out of the way)
And I thought, "You can't more lyrically simple than some church songs":

With something of a background in churchy songs, I've been singing melismatically for yonks (no doubt, many do) and I'm always pleased to see that "tater pie" and "fish and chips" can be adapted to most songs

I suppose that I'll have to come up with summat, here. Until then, you'll have to be satiated by my lyrical crumbs, dropped hither and thither, as I go.

Tater pie the beautiful
O' tater pie, o' tater pie,
O' tater, tater pie,
O' tater pie, o' tater pie,
O' tater, tater pie.
O' tater pie, o' tater pie,
O' tater, tater pie,
O' tater pie, o' tater pie,
O' tater, tater pie.

 

[Lily]

Tater pie the beautiful
O' tater pie, o' tater pie,
O' tater, tater pie,
O' tater pie, o' tater pie,
O' tater, tater pie.
O' tater pie, o' tater pie,
O' tater, tater pie,
O' tater pie, o' tater pie,
O' tater, tater pie.

Must really love tater pie LMAO

Lily

 

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Yay!
I know, it's not the best, but I've not been the same since Leonard Cohen sucked the juice out of my Silly Sausage.........
and wrote Hallelujah!

I heard it sizzle in the pan,
I looked and saw it had a tan,
But you don't really like good grub, do yer?
The banger curled and popped with joy,
To fill the belly of this boy,
On bread with ketchup dribbling down my jumper!

Silly sausage, silly sausage,
Silly sausage, silly sausage!