What is something you will NEVER do again?

[dous]

 

[dous]

Years ago I thought I was cleaver, made some jalapeno tea... didn't work out so well.

 

[Abdlchriscrinkle]

Hide my fetishes from my next girlfriend.

And

Let someone tell me who I am, and who I can't be.

 

[db80]

Smoking tobacco/cigarettes.
I quit almost a year ago from one day to the next. Completely unplanned, and that's probably the main reason why it worked.

 

[MusicIsLife]

Get really drunk and fall asleep with my diaper poking out of my Jean's . Now my roommates 100% know but oh well bound to happen I did pretty good for a long time . But having to switch from goodnites to taped diapers at night deffentally didn't help lol

 

[ronnieM]

Years ago I thought I was clever, made some jalapeno tea... didn't work out so well.

Eating a carolina reaper whole is definitely up there for me. The spiciness in the mouth was nothing compared to every other part of the body the spice journied afterwards. Not to say the spice in the mouth was anything to laugh at, I gargled shampoo and drank milk for about 15 minutes before I could get down to the spice levels below, say, a habanero.

Ride a garage door up. This happened to me on mother's day when I was either 3 or 4, I forget. Landed on my face from about 5-6 feet up. A great gift for my mom for the day.

Shots of 190 proof alcohol. Out of my whole life, I've likely only thrown up around a dozen times or less. That number advanced by one though when I painted my bathroom walls green after those shots.

Shoot myself through the finger with a BB gun. It was an accident and it was powerful enough to go all the way through, but not break the bone-it glanced it. That was not fun.

Lastly, but most importantly, hiding that I'm ABDL. I did it for over 15 years (starting when all of my diapers and baby stuff was taken away from me despite my opposition)

 

[SpAzpieSweeTot]

Eat a raw oyster.

 

[Emmagar]

Put a soap bar up my ass (don't ask)
Other than that I have no regrets.

 

[Paddy2020]

Eat a raw oyster.

Ewwwwww YUCK!!!!

 

[Paddy2020]

Put a soap bar up my ass (don't ask)
Other than that I have no regrets.

WTH?!?!?

 

[Paddy2020]

Use Nair for Men on my male parts.

 

[SpAzpieSweeTot]

Ewwwwww YUCK!!!!

My thoughts, exactly! Well, that and "ouch!"

 

[Paddy2020]

Eat a raw oyster.

That would be like eating a ball of snot.

 

[SpAzpieSweeTot]

That would be like eating a ball of snot.

Would be? It was! Never again.

 

[Paddy2020]

Would be? It was! Never again.

 

[Emmagar]

WTH?!?!?

Yeah I really don't know why I did that

 

[Seasonedcitizen]

Marrying Pinocchio’s sister.

 

[Nam Repaid]

Eat at a MacDonalds. Got so sick from a cheeseburger to long under the heat lamps late one night in 1984 I almost exploded, haven't been back to one since.