Sombody had to do it to carry a warning

[dogboy]

Of course, they put the disclaimer on the product because someone actually did that and it caught fire. People amaze me....sigh.

 

[BobbiSueEllen]

Can we just remove all the warnings and let natural selection take care of itself?

It worked very well before the CPSC came into being in 1972.

 

[Kirisin]

Unfortunately the above bolded line is a real instruction on a microwave I once owned "do not place live animals in the microwave" as it was written.

I havn't seen many "omg someone must have done that for it to be there" instructions but there are some great ones like these.

There are lots on clothing labels.

And there must be something about making shampoo that drives people to boredom.

For pet shampoo...

.

Relatable.

Now I just want to try it.

Those are great love them

 

[theancientmariner]

Unfortunately the above bolded line is a real instruction on a microwave I once owned "do not place live animals in the microwave" as it was written.

I havn't seen many "omg someone must have done that for it to be there" instructions but there are some great ones like these.

There are lots on clothing labels.

And there must be something about making shampoo that drives people to boredom.

For pet shampoo...

.

Relatable.

Now I just want to try it.

OMG, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!!

 

[theancientmariner]

Every warning label was written in somebody's unfortunate blood. Don't become a donor because of stupidity. Wear a helmet, look both ways before crossing the street, don't pet the alligators.

 

[BobbiSueEllen]

Every warning label was written in somebody's unfortunate blood. Don't become a donor because of stupidity. Wear a helmet, look both ways before crossing the street, don't pet the alligators.

And, as I always say: "FLUSH!!!"

 

[Belarin]

OMG, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!!

It was the one with "don't slap a panda" that had me in absolute stitches, just such a random thing to end on.

 

[Zeke]

Never use iron while bathing in bathtub. Not suitable for breastfeeding frogs. Have assembled by your rabbi. Available only on days that end in Q. Batteries not required, includes thimble-sized nuclear reactor. Keep pets out of your microwave. See armory for details.

And never forget: FLUSH!!!

Some assembly required!

 

[AttilaThePun]

Every warning label was written in somebody's unfortunate blood. Don't become a donor because of stupidity. Wear a helmet, look both ways before crossing the street, don't pet the alligators.

And, on a washing instructions tag I saw in a photo online, "Remove child from garment before laundering" !

 

[ade]

And, on a washing instructions tag I saw in a photo online, "Remove child from garment before laundering" !

Launder a child?!!!

 

[AttilaThePun]

Launder a child?!!!

I know, right? *Never* put a child in a washing machine, it could leave them... ... agitated!

 

[BobbiSueEllen]

I know, right? *Never* put a child in a washing machine, it could leave them... ... agitated!

And kids love to spin...just not that fast.

 

[ade]

And kids love to spin...just not that fast.

They don't like being paddled, though

 

[ElPulpo]

Those 'serving suggestions' on food packets are often chucklesome for their stating the bleeding obvious.

I know what you mean, sometimes they really do.


But then there are also those who expect you to assemble apples back again from apple sauce, reconstitute fresh tomatoes from ketchup, fill almond milk into almonds and turn cookies with apricot filling into whole apricots. Or maybe they mean to suggest serving fresh food instead of the processed ones? ("Serviervorschlag" is "serving suggestion" in German)



My favourite serving suggestion is this bizarre one. And no, I assure you, it's not a fake, I found this picture on this actual grocery page.

 

[AttilaThePun]

They don't like being paddled, though

Heyyyyy, folks into BDSM have to get their start *somewhere* !

 

[AttilaThePun]

I know what you mean, sometimes they really do.
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But then there are also those who expect you to assemble apples back again from apple sauce, reconstitute fresh tomatoes from ketchup, fill almond milk into almonds and turn cookies with apricot filling into whole apricots. Or maybe they mean to suggest serving fresh food instead of the processed ones? ("Serviervorschlag" is "serving suggestion" in German)

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My favourite serving suggestion is this bizarre one. And no, I assure you, it's not a fake, I found this picture on this actual grocery page.

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Obviously, the dextrose serving suggestion is for cannibals who like sweets! And chasing their meals!

 

[theancientmariner]

And, as I always say: "FLUSH!!!"

And kids love to spin...just not that fast.

Kid: I'll try spinning that's a good trick.
Proceeds to load themselves into the washing machine

 

[Rusher]

They don't like being paddled, though

Well

 

[AttilaThePun]

Kid: I'll try spinning that's a good trick.
Proceeds to load themselves into the washing machine

Kid: It'll be awesome, like a Sit'N'Spin *and* a Slip'N'Slide at the same time!

 

[Zeke]

Launder a child?!!!

Is that the human laundering that I’ve been hearing about? Maybe that was human trafficking. But I think that they may have something in common.