Funny bumper-sticker ideas...

[BobbiSueEllen]

Got two:

"My other car is a crib. A big, BIG crib." (clipart of baby bottle or teddy bear after it)

And...

"One Less Muggle".

 

[PaigeCherubiel]

I still want one that says: Geoduck For State Bird

 

[Newbaby110521]

I heard of a Christian one that says ‘My boss is a Jewish carpenter’ but I’d love one that says ‘My child is an honour student at Hogwarts’

 

[CutestPaddedFemboy]

I still want one that says: Geoduck For State Bird

Is it just me or do geoducks look like... ya know... boy parts?

 

[Deleted member 73206]

Is it just me or do geoducks look like... ya know... boy parts?

Videos of people eating them fill me with a deep horror lmao

 

[ade]

Spoiler

Made you look,
Made you stare,
Made the barber cut your hair,
He cut it long,
He cut it short,
He cut it with a knife and fork!

 

[BobbiSueEllen]

(for tailgaters) Now playing: The Police, "Don't Stand So Close to Me."

 

[Kirisin]

My favorite bumper sticker
It didn't show whole picture but if you tap on it the whole sticker will show

 

[dogboy]

I had a friend at the music conservatory I attended and his car license plate said, "IBLOW". And yes, he was notoriously gay. He would try to get me drunk so he could have his way with me but I always left his apartment before that happened.

 

[Kirisin]

This one is pretty good I found it while looking for stitch it's funny enough to share also

 

[Newbaby110521]

How about these:
1. If you can read this you’re too close
2. Today is not the day to piss me off
3. My dog has very sharp teeth and hates bad drivers
4. Sat-Nav got me here not my plan
5. In the event of rapture this car will be without a driver
6. First Dobby dies and now I’m in a traffic jam
7. Adult baby on board

 

[ade]

"Yes, there is somebody at the wheel ."

"Why're you looking at this? I can't even see over the steering wheel!"

"I LIKE WALL'S! "

"You obviously wanna bump my rear end"

 

[BobbiSueEllen]

"Wanna meet a great lawyer? Hit this car and you will."

"This car will explode upon contact."

"Not a BMW. It has turn signals."

"One less SUV."

"This car protected by David Lee Roth."

"Auties are born leaders. You're following one right now."

"This is an Autiemobile."

 

[ade]

"My other car's a write-off."

"If I'm driving this, does it look like I give a shit?"

 

[CutestPaddedFemboy]

How’s this for one…

I had a jaguar but Richard Hammond drove it.

 

[ade]

Those last two are real bumper stickers. The first one that I can remember seeing, back in the 80s and on my paper round, read,
"Rugby is game played by men with odd-shaped balls".
Couldn't stop chuckling.

 

[babybenji]

Happy diapered toddler, if you hit my bumper, there will be tantrums

 

[snugglyowl]

I want one that says "I pee in pools." I already have it on a shirt. I don't know why that's so entertaining to me. I'm aware it's a bit 'edgy,' haha.

 

[LittleAndAlone]

(for tailgaters) Now playing: The Police, "Don't Stand So Close to Me."

"If you can read this you're in range "

 

[LittleAndAlone]

I don't put anything like that on my car but this could be cool.