6. You must be an old fart... And as such, you have earned the right for others to take care of you as you have taken care of your own and others and now it is okay for you again to be taken care of. Let me help you.
7. I just need to check after surgery that you don't need changing. I am simply here to help.
8. I'm sorry, but after helping you put your diaper on, I can't find my keys. Is it possible I accidentally dropped them in there?