Got Any Favorite Quotes?

"Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay
To mould me man? Did I solicit thee
From darkness to promote me?"

— Adam, Paradise Lost
 
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"Shop smart, Shop S-mart. You got that?!"

Ash

 
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Too many cooks spoil the broth
 
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When in Rome do ss the Romans do
 
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"You can lead a yak to water, but you can't teach an old dog how to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke." --Opus, from Bloom County

That's was from when he was mixing his metaphors. What's a metaphor, you ask? To keep cows in, of course, silly! 🤪🐄🤣🥳
 
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"I am whats I am and thats all that I am!" - Popeye
 
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diaperbobby said:
I once saw this on a desk calendar/blotter in a friend's office:

"Harboring resentment is like letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head."

I have to repeat those words to myself every so often, but they have worked magic in me over and over.
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That goes well with "Not forgiving and moving on is like drinking poison and hoping the other guy will die" - not sure who originated it
 
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"Gentleman, welcome to Dubai." Spec Ops the Line
 
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Abraham Lincoln:
"OW!!!"

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Everything cometh to they who waiteth, so long as they who waiteth do something productive and keep busy while they waiteth." --Someone
 
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"Nevermind that shit. Here comes Mongo!"
 
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“Golf is not a fair game, so why build a fair golf course?” - Pete Dye
 
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"Who do you think you are?! I am!" Pete Webber
 
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🍫🍬🍭"I want candy!" 🎸🎵🎵
 
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"That's a paddlin."
 
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Janiseguchi said:
"That's a paddlin."
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Paddlin' the school canoe? You better believe that's a paddlin'...
 
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"I think all too often we deprive ourselves of being the best part of change when we look at a problem and say 'Someone will fix it' without ever thinking we can be that someone." --Me 🤔
 
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Of all the branches of men in the forces, there is none who shows more devotion and faces grimmer perils, than the submariners.

Winston Churchill
 
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"When in doubt flat out" - Colin McRae
 
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How about spare the Rod spoil the child. I believe it is in proverbs in the good book.
 
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