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Post 'em here!

I won't use the quotes I already use in my profile or in my signature so it comes down to fresh material. Lemme kick it off...

"The only time a woman succeeds at changing a man is when he is a baby." --Natalie Wood. Guess that's why Robert Wagner bumped her off the boat? (j/k) :unsure: 🤭 Anyhoo, it's a perfect quote for our genre-ation. 👈🤭

An extremely favorite character of mine is from the Jurassic Park empire: Dr. Ian Malcolm...what an amazingly-profound guy! As a chaos-theory specialist, he wasn't religious but he did touch upon theology & morality a time or two as expression in a few of his quotes:
  • "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
  • "Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun."
  • "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."
  • ...and the most-profound 4-word quote I've yet seen: "Life finds a way".
So now, I'm curious: did Ian Malcolm's genius come from a Character-Development Team comprising 35 quasi-intellectuals on something infinitely more powerful than Sanka...or did the script-writer randomly throw a loaded typewriter into a tornado and it came up with that? 🤔

Finally...Anissa Jones, the girl who played "Buffy" (no, not the 'vampire-slayer') in Family Affair (1966-1971). I was 27 months old when I first saw her on TV...and fell in instant love with her. I wanted a snuggle or a hug from her so badly! She made curly pigtails my all-time fav girls' hairstyle! So adorable...anyway, when on a TV talk show, while still little, she was being interviewed and came up with this utterly-golden gem:
  • "I can read...except for a very big word we sometimes have. Like the word 'philosopher'. Do you know what a philosopher is? Well...it's a man that thinks a lot, but doesn't do anything much about it." 🤣🤣🤣
So...there's my contribution. Got any good ones?
 
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Here’s a quote by Jorge Luis Borges that’s so fitting for our times:
“Truth never penetrates an unwilling mind”.

I’m not sure whether notion inspires me or leaves me unhopeful for our future.
 
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I once saw this on a desk calendar/blotter in a friend's office:

"Harboring resentment is like letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head."

I have to repeat those words to myself every so often, but they have worked magic in me over and over.
 
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"Alcohol"

"Because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad"
 
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin
 
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Chosen said:
"Alcohol"

"Because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad"
Hence the related quote, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
 
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AnalogRTO said:
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin
I think this is also the motto for the US legislative branch.
 
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason
 
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"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein.
 
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BobbiSueEllen said:
Post 'em here!

I won't use the quotes I already use in my profile or in my signature so it comes down to fresh material. Lemme kick it off...

"The only time a woman succeeds at changing a man is when he is a baby." --Natalie Wood. Guess that's why Robert Wagner bumped her off the boat? (j/k) :unsure: 🤭 Anyhoo, it's a perfect quote for our genre-ation. 👈🤭

An extremely favorite character of mine is from the Jurassic Park empire: Dr. Ian Malcolm...what an amazingly-profound guy! As a chaos-theory specialist, he wasn't religious but he did touch upon theology & morality a time or two as expression in a few of his quotes:
  • "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
  • "Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun."
  • "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."
  • ...and the most-profound 4-word quote I've yet seen: "Life finds a way".
So now, I'm curious: did Ian Malcolm's genius come from a Character-Development Team comprising 35 quasi-intellectuals on something infinitely more powerful than Sanka...or did the script-writer randomly throw a loaded typewriter into a tornado and it came up with that? 🤔

Finally...Anissa Jones, the girl who played "Buffy" (no, not the 'vampire-slayer') in Family Affair (1966-1971). I was 27 months old when I first saw her on TV...and fell in instant love with her. I wanted a snuggle or a hug from her so badly! She made curly pigtails my all-time fav girls' hairstyle! So adorable...anyway, when on a TV talk show, while still little, she was being interviewed and came up with this utterly-golden gem:
  • "I can read...except for a very big word we sometimes have. Like the word 'philosopher'. Do you know what a philosopher is? Well...it's a man that thinks a lot, but doesn't do anything much about it." 🤣🤣🤣
So...there's my contribution. Got any good ones?
Dr. Ian Malcolm is also one of my favorite characters. Probably because Michael Creighton is one of my favorite authors. I read a lot of his books while in high school. Jurassic Park was the first one I read. It is way better than the movie.
 
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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." ~ Albert Einstein

"There is no vaccine against stupidity." ~ Albert Einstein

"The more I study science, the more I believe in God." ~ Albert Einstein

"God did not create evil. Just as darkness is the absence of light, evil is the absence of God." ~ Albert Einstein
 
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This isn’t a quote but a song lyric from See the World by Dennen.

It is about a father reflecting on his life and talking to his son. Very powerful song and highly recommended.

I've gathered sunsets in my prime
Now I'm plantin' trees I'll never climb
 
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dogboy said:
"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein.
RedPandaDL said:
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." ~ Albert Einstein

"There is no vaccine against stupidity." ~ Albert Einstein

"The more I study science, the more I believe in God." ~ Albert Einstein

"God did not create evil. Just as darkness is the absence of light, evil is the absence of God." ~ Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein was a profound role model for me for many reasons. So I'll give my favorite quote of his in picture form, as per the poster on my wall:

Imagination.jpg
 
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“You are braver than you believe, smarter than you seem, and stronger than you think.” - Christopher Robin
 
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"Never trust quotes from the internet." --Abraham Lincoln

That's a funny one. For a serious one? Uhh... I feel like I should have a dozen, but all I can think of is "Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely."
 
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“I don’t believe there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one” - Douglas Adams
 
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“War does not determine who is right — only who is left.”​


It's from an anime I watched. FMAB to be more exact but yeah.
 
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Light thinks it travels faster than anything else. Light is wrong. No matter how fast light travels , darkness is always there waiting for it. Terry pratchett.
 
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Human beings are so interesting. No matter how fasinating and diverse the universe. Human beings have actually invented boredom...
 
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It isn't the way things are supposed to be. It's what happens , and what you do about it.
 
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