Post 'em here!
I won't use the quotes I already use in my profile or in my signature so it comes down to fresh material. Lemme kick it off...
"The only time a woman succeeds at changing a man is when he is a baby." --
Natalie Wood. Guess that's why Robert Wagner bumped her off the boat? (
j/k)
Anyhoo, it's a perfect quote for our genre-ation.
An
extremely favorite character of mine is from the
Jurassic Park empire:
Dr. Ian Malcolm...what an amazingly-profound guy! As a chaos-theory specialist, he wasn't religious but he did touch upon theology & morality a time or two as expression in a few of his quotes:
- "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
- "Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun."
- "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."
- ...and the most-profound 4-word quote I've yet seen: "Life finds a way".
So now, I'm curious: did Ian Malcolm's genius come from a Character-Development Team comprising 35 quasi-intellectuals on something infinitely more powerful than Sanka...or did the script-writer randomly throw a loaded typewriter into a tornado and it came up with that?
Finally...
Anissa Jones, the girl who played "Buffy" (
no, not the 'vampire-slayer') in
Family Affair (
1966-1971). I was 27 months old when I first saw her on TV...and fell in
instant love with her. I wanted a snuggle or a hug from her
so badly! She made curly pigtails my all-time fav girls' hairstyle!
So adorable...anyway, when on a TV talk show, while still little, she was being interviewed and came up with this utterly-golden gem:
- "I can read...except for a very big word we sometimes have. Like the word 'philosopher'. Do you know what a philosopher is? Well...it's a man that thinks a lot, but doesn't do anything much about it."
So...there's my contribution. Got any good ones?