Tell me

[Rearzlover]

The front of my pants are kind of poofy when I sit down, and I can feel a little wet spot on the side of my crotch, but it’s ok, because my pants are black and you can’t see it.

 

[EagleBoy]

Hang on I just got through washing my Fruit of the Looms

 

[EagleBoy]

or Hang on I just got through washing my hangs

 

[hanzertas]

My Credit Card statement has monthly charges to Northshore Care Supply

 

[RedPandaDL]

How about a pat on my cooshie tooshie?

 

[ShAd0w10]

I like sitting on clouds but without the flying part.

 

[KrankyPants]

"Do I make a lot of noise at night?"

 

[Rearzlover]

"Do I make a lot of noise at night?"

I got accused of that once, I had to start wearing plastic pants over my diaper in bed so when I rolled over the crinkle wouldn’t wake her up. She does not approve, but deals with it.

 

[RedPandaDL]

I got accused of that once, I had to start wearing plastic pants over my diaper in bed so when I rolled over the crinkle wouldn’t wake her up. She does not approve, but deals with it.

I have never worn plastic backed to bed for just that reason. Like you said, my wife doesn’t approve, but deals with it.

 

[Prairie]

Be there for hours and enter the bathroom a few times with your bag, and never flush the toilet.

 

[Sgdlboy]

" dammit i just wet myself " looks down to see no visible wetness

 

[Diaperboyabdl]

*shows you a picture of my bed and the abount of stuffed animals i stiff sleep with*

 

[Ukiwa]

Two of my favorites that I've actually used (much to the humorous confusion of others): "Eat my plastic-coated shorts" and "You can kiss my padded ass"

 

[thegoodnite]

I like my *ahem* "nighttime underwear."

 

[KrankyPants]

Two of my favorites that I've actually used (much to the humorous confusion of others): "Eat my plastic-coated shorts" and "You can kiss my padded ass"

As Bender would say "Kiss my shiny metal azz"

 

[Alexande]

give me a few minutes to change myself.

 

[chamberpot]

I love the shiver I get when I am done

 

[Mathew]

" I have almost no bladder control left anymore "

Me as well, that's why they call me CONSTANT WETTER. I counted the other day and I had 18 peeing accedents in 12 hours and went through 7 diapers. My recent surgery did not impact my incontinence, I don't even try to make it to the bathroom anymore. Lucky for me I just love to pee my diaper so I really don't mind at all.

 

[Terrorbear]

I just wear this shirt. I had it custom made from Zazzle. My sister gets a kick outta me wearing it in public.

 

[jasonm03]

Here’s one that happened to me (incontinence) I’m throwing out the trash my daughter asks what’s in the bag
I say none ya
She says oh those things