I've had Foley's in after surgery and honestly I wouldn't even know they were in without looking but when they remove them? Yeah! Pretty sure I know the face of GOD! I thought I was being put down or something the pain was so "sharp" IF that's a way to describe PAIN!?
The catheters I can't tolerate are the skinny plastic tubed fuckers. I assume this is a straight cath? I wouldn't know as I told my urologist (which he did NOT find amusing) that I'd eat a mile of dick before I'd EVER insert one of those fuckers into my own body myself! He HIGHLY frowned upon my conjecture which I thought was funny. He did not, unfortunately LOL.
I swear I feel every single millimeter as they push those into me and it's worse coming out! I don't know how to best describe what I feel outside of the words "sharp" and "HOT", as in BRANDING IRON HOT! He did tell me I simply don't tolerate cath's all that well though he did say he'd rather see me use a cath and a bag Vs a diaper. NO WAY IN HELL! That may have been my direct response! I know my non-VA Urologist for YEARS...as in before he had kids and now his youngest plays football @ Pitt! I coached all 3 of his sons, so we know each other quite well which is just one of the reasons I still continue to see him despite having a competent Urologist @ the Wilkes-Barre VA who I also see. I'm just getting to know the Urologist at the VA but so far he seems to be alright in my book. He made me come in to get a baseline down as my VA PCP sent over to him about my urinary issues and all he wanted to know is IF I could explain to him why I have U-IC (I have to assume nerve damage though how do you prove or disprove that? No one EVER told me WHY. I was only told I have zero retention issues. I had been slowly losing daytime control and when asleep I have zero clue I ever peed yet when I wake up my diaper weighs as much as
@Diaperman95's bowling balls he likes so much! Hey
@Diaperman95 I bet I CAN drill your fingerholes in one of my morning Megamax's so you can have a lighter ball to throw with your shoulders bothering you LOL....no guarantee how well it hooks on the spin but it will be lighter than a 16lb ball, that's a given. Not by a ton though. (NO CLUE what they weigh....as I just want them OFF the instant I am able to stand!)....
Anyway, my VA Uro checked to see if there was anything in my bladder and he said maybe 1-2ml, so he didn't seem to worried about it. He DID ask me if I was interested in a clamp (NO! Tried that already. IF I wanted Vice grips on my dick, I have dozens of pair of all designs I could have tried already......(joke)) or if I was interested in a surgery and again, NO! Two of my last 4 surgeries were this fucking USELESS spinal stimulator implant I have. First off...beginning in '17 when I had my last Discectomy, upon awakening from surgery my body REVOLTED, HORRIFICALLY (3 days the 1st invasive spinal surg, 6 the next and as long as 13 days to date) as I was unable to move anything below my waist BUT HOLY CHRIST could I feel PAIN!!! INDESCRIBABLE PAIN, not so much when lying still but move ANY part of my body that involves the torso (as in trying to cant my upper body from one side to the other) or worse, whenever I needed to be changed, washed etc. as I would be brought to tears from the pain which is something that IF you were to smash me in the head with a bat I wouldn't cry but would get one of those AWESOME adrenaline rushes that makes it look to me like everyone and everything is moving at 1/4 speed while I seem to be moving at 5x normal speed. I never saw or have been able to think as clearly as I do when I am PISSED off, under attack and NEED to defend myself. I admit I mangled guys that on paper I had no business even trying to fight but MAN! IF I could box "that" up and use it at will, I'd win every NHRA race, every NASCAR race and could be a Nuclear Physicist in about 2 semesters as I NEVER am able to *ONLY FOCUS* on a single thing at any given moment as I ALWAYS have 500 other thoughts, songs and ideas in my brain all competing for my attention at the same exact time. Thankfully when I absolutely HAVE TO TRY TO FOCUS, I am able to do so well enough to figure out the most complex issues I've ever dealt with but the other ideas/thoughts and music is in the background, more than loud enough to hear. I often wondered IF this is me or if others have the same kind of brain. I'd LOVE to understand the how/what/why behind the way my thought process works....but when I am in fear/under attack/in danger and the adrenaline kicks in...I swear I can tell what punch that asshole is going to throw seconds before he even thinks of throwing it! When you already know what your opponent's move is going to be, they don't stand a fucking chance!
OJ...back to playing body-man on my son's Civic! I want my fucking Tahoe back already! I LOVE fighting with scumbag ins companies...how can I be partially liable for my car being LEGALLY parked being mangled by a guy (all on camera to boot) who got thrown out of a gun range for being as high as a kite who took off on a flat r/f tire and mutilated $3500 wheel on a brand fucking new Ford Raptor that only has MINIMUM LIABILITY coverage on it? 100k truck, 17k worth of aftermarket wheels/tires and another 10k in RIDICULOUS graphics yet he OWNS it and has minimum liability coverage! Estimate to fix this was $2190.xx and they sent me a check for $1327.45! They can eat my ass if they think I'll take a nickel under the full estiimate....so being the body shop isn't going to do the work for what the ins offered and I NEED the car, I'm fixing it. An hour here, 2 there.....I cut the rust out of the rear quarters yesterday as I'm fixing EVERY single aspect of the body and might even repaint the entire car as I have always had a talent for doing this kind of work, but I am S L O W at it because I'm way too ANAL about perfection...even on a 2005 Civic with 242k on the odometer! If nothing else, it will look a lot better when I am done. The rust wasn't bad by any means but you know how rust is...cut into it and it's 5x worse that what you could see...so it's a good thing I'm doing this now as it would have been REALLY BAD within 2 years if left untouched. Besides....I have ice cold beer and a top of the line stereo to motivate me!
Brings me to this...no one likes Frank Zappa (one of my all time fav musicians) but I challenge you to listen to the song "Willie The Pimp" by Zappa and tell me FZ sucks! IF you LIKE-LOVE blues-rock, no way you don't enjoy this tune!!! CRANK IT UP with a cold one in your hands and tell me what you think!
Back to work!
Kirk AKA CptKirk