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Tldr: considering telling neighbours I grow pot to avoid telling them I'm a little
I have 2 cats and my neighbours have 2 cats the same age. They're a lesbian couple, lets call them K and A. When they go away we feed their cats. However, due to the fact I have an ab nursery in my house we did not ask them to feed our cats when we go away. K and A are not only vanilla but really normies. I would really not want them to know I'm abdl. However, it turns out they were really offended by this. My husband works with K and so she doesn't take it personally he ended out telling her that the reason was nothing to do with not trusting them, but because I have a 'private room' I don't want them to see, and he can't tell them what it is.
Well as you can imagine this made her very curious, and since then after months of avoiding us (I guess because they were offered by not being asked to feed our cats) they suddenly keep making excuses to do things together and invite us over. Even trying to get us drunk and then subtly find out info on our lives. We went over last week and randomly K starts talking about kinks and says she and A have friends that are poly. Then she asks how we feel about polyamorory, if I didn't know better I'd have thought they were coming on to us tbh. Maybe they were. So my husband makes a joke about it and then changes the subject.
Another unrelated topic that came up is that there is always a white mercedes that hangs around our street, and how we think it's a drug dealer. Then we got on to the topic of drugs and I mentioned that I use medical cannabis for PTSD. Which was met with interest and acceptance, they're normies but they're not ultra conservative.
So after that evening I was laying in bed going over how weird the whole thing felt and what strange theories K must have come up with about 'the room'. And also slightly wondering if they did want to have sex with us. Then I fall into this weird dream filled slumber. I dream that I'm at this craft evening they invited me to. Here is what happened in the dream:
K is prying me with drinks and telling me about her sex life. Then I say 'I know what you're doing, but the room is isn't a sex room'
and she say 'what is it?'
I say ' it's a nursery'
her eyes go all wide and she says
'omg. You're pregnant!'
I say 'no not that kind of nursery', but her response reminds me how much of a normie she is and a suddenly realise I just don't want to tell her about my little side.
so I say... 'Its a nursery as in, I grow pot'
And the person in the merc is my distribution.
-End dream-
So it got me thinking. Would this be the worst thing if I did tell them this as a cover?
Has anyone else been in this type of situation?
I have 2 cats and my neighbours have 2 cats the same age. They're a lesbian couple, lets call them K and A. When they go away we feed their cats. However, due to the fact I have an ab nursery in my house we did not ask them to feed our cats when we go away. K and A are not only vanilla but really normies. I would really not want them to know I'm abdl. However, it turns out they were really offended by this. My husband works with K and so she doesn't take it personally he ended out telling her that the reason was nothing to do with not trusting them, but because I have a 'private room' I don't want them to see, and he can't tell them what it is.
Well as you can imagine this made her very curious, and since then after months of avoiding us (I guess because they were offered by not being asked to feed our cats) they suddenly keep making excuses to do things together and invite us over. Even trying to get us drunk and then subtly find out info on our lives. We went over last week and randomly K starts talking about kinks and says she and A have friends that are poly. Then she asks how we feel about polyamorory, if I didn't know better I'd have thought they were coming on to us tbh. Maybe they were. So my husband makes a joke about it and then changes the subject.
Another unrelated topic that came up is that there is always a white mercedes that hangs around our street, and how we think it's a drug dealer. Then we got on to the topic of drugs and I mentioned that I use medical cannabis for PTSD. Which was met with interest and acceptance, they're normies but they're not ultra conservative.
So after that evening I was laying in bed going over how weird the whole thing felt and what strange theories K must have come up with about 'the room'. And also slightly wondering if they did want to have sex with us. Then I fall into this weird dream filled slumber. I dream that I'm at this craft evening they invited me to. Here is what happened in the dream:
K is prying me with drinks and telling me about her sex life. Then I say 'I know what you're doing, but the room is isn't a sex room'
and she say 'what is it?'
I say ' it's a nursery'
her eyes go all wide and she says
'omg. You're pregnant!'
I say 'no not that kind of nursery', but her response reminds me how much of a normie she is and a suddenly realise I just don't want to tell her about my little side.
so I say... 'Its a nursery as in, I grow pot'
And the person in the merc is my distribution.
-End dream-
So it got me thinking. Would this be the worst thing if I did tell them this as a cover?
Has anyone else been in this type of situation?
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