Lol, I love how small I am. I’m still the size of an average 12-14 year old. I also love that fact that I fit in boys size 16 clothes and boys size large underwear and yes, Goodnites.
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Imaginary mommy: Since you fit in kids clothes you
must be a kid. Since you fit in Goodnites they
must be for you.
Me (
in a whiny voice): But I don’t bedwet…
Imaginary mommy: Nonsense. The package says
nighttime underwear. Do you see bedwetting anywhere on there?
Me: No…
Imaginary mommy: And you’re in that weight range?
Me: Yes, but…
Imaginary mommy: So they must be for you.
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Can’t argue with mommy’s logic.
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Me (
thinking mommy can’t hear me): At least diapers don’t fit me anymore.
Imaginary mommy: *grabs a package of ABU diapers* *grin* You were saying?
Me:
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I also like when I buy clothes, the descriptions are like your little guy will… or these pants are durable, perfect for your little boy’s playtime or these are perfect for school. Yup, I’m definitely that little guy because that’s who the clothes were made for.