I'd love to sit on the beach in nothing but my nappy and a short top. But not somewhere crowded - I hate being around masses of people, especially the sunburnt beer-guzzling kind in their football shirts. The main beach is only a five minute walk away from where I live, but whenever it is sunny it gets absolutely packed with tourists. I'd have to get the bus to get somewhere more quiet. In the current social climate I'd still not want anyone to see my padding though, even if I was somewhere less populated.