Diaper puns lol

[jasonm03]

Pitbull saves family from house fire, pulls 7-month-old girl by her diaper​

Good to know he's doing more than just music these days.

 

[theancientmariner]

Something weird my friend's sister identifies as on Facebook is as a "smol bean". Pray for these children, lol!

probably trying to have humor for her chubbiness? Why would I self identify as a smol bean? I'm just a smol bean just taking a stroll through here, don't mind the random bean walking through central park, she's harmless.

 

[Sidewinder]

So, I heard urine to watersports, eh?

 

[BobbiSueEllen]

So, I heard urine to watersports, eh?

"When it comes to watersports, on a scale from one to ten, urinate!"

 

[Sidewinder]

In French, the word for "swimming pool," is "La pisçine."

Every time I go to a swimming pool, people always say: "No pisçine the pool!"

 

[KrankyPants]

"When it comes to watersports, on a scale from one to ten, urinate!"

Oh, my!