Mon - Fri I wake up first and pretty early, first thing I do is put my hand to my crotch to inspect the damage from during the night (I sometimes wet during the night) I do my normal trudge to the coffee pot, usually wetting some more by the time I get to the kitchen and grab a mug. Typically I drink coffee and quietly watch tv, feed the cat, through some wood in the woodstove, about 30 min later I will usually mess and then take a shower and get ready for work.
On the weekends I try to sleep in a little longer, this routine is different because I'll wake up and grab a cup of coffee, usually my gf will check me, if I'm really wet she'll change me right away and keep me in my pj's, if im semi wet then I'll play around and get check hourly until its change time, from there we go about our day on whats been planned.. usually diapered for the whole weekend.