I don't usually end up with food all over my face, or belly, or lap, but there are certain foods that still annoy me for their messiness. Whose idea was it to make tacos in a hard shell? Dumbest. Design. Ever. You take one bite and the whole thing splits apart and oozes all over your hands! I was one of those very tidy kids, and in the 80s, hard-shelled tacos seemed like the definition of "taco." I don't think I saw a tortilla until I was in my teens. No joke. So anyway, I didn't become a fan of tacos until I was older--until I learned there was a type of taco you could eat without getting greasy, beefy, salsa-y hands.