It's definitely my little side coming out in public. Eyes rolled back in head, slouched, head swaying side to side with each exaggerated slow step dragging my feet and pretend tripping over myself in slow motion in way that loudly but silently visualizes the "UUUGGGGGHHHHH-UHHH" feeling of a frustrated child.
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Then as soon as the opportunity arises, instantly straighten back up to srs mode and swiftly power walk around them. Especially hilarious to me when my cart wheels click or shake loudly and the difference is immediately obvious to everyone in the store.
Sometimes I'll stop. Wait for them to move up a bit, then rapidly close the gap with cart wheels screaming then suddenly stop again, etc hoping they catch on that they are gonna get run over lmao.
The sad thing is most people are completely oblivious still!
I'm not even talking like old or handicapped people or people with kids who I have infinite patience and smiles for. But normal able bodied average people who are just complete mouth breathing sloths. Every second they waste is 1 million microseconds to me. Eternity. Happens way too often, they are ALL AROUND ME! It's so irritating lol. I hate going outside.
Like I said I'm not even in a hurry, I always just feel like everyone around me in public is a smooth brain and it annoys me.
Even though I know I'm the wierd and exceptional one, I can't help myself being an ass sometimes. Definitely still a immature child with no social filter.
And omg don't get me started on overweight non disabled people and those gdamn scooters.
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