Recent content by JoeMiller

I often use a pickup point. Send it to your local corner shop for instance. Done it many a time.

The thought is much nicer than the act imho.

Probably 20-25 this year at most. I'm a dabbler rather than fully committed so yeah. I guess spent about £55-60, so I guess about 80 freedom units ($) in all.

You're basically space jesus with a birdperson wingman and an insaitable appetite to pork your entire crew.

In my closet in my 'study'. A pack in an old cabin baggage holdall. My housemates won't fish around.

Normally go for medical style i.e. betterdry or tena. But I'm trying tykables for the first time. The quality is pretty impressive but I realise I will have to wear them as a treat only. They ain't cheap.

Yup. I mean I love sex (on the rare occasions I can have it). Nonetheless, getting older means I have to accept this side of me.

Yup. But I just sort of get on with it too.

Drinking lots of fluids helps as you are basically passing warm water.

Nope. I would not. On the other hand I could have been into far worse kinks so, you know. Swings and roundabouts.

God that is the worst. It's like wiping a fountain pen ffs.

Honestly. I want a Japanese toilet. Sometimes paper just doesn't do it. And if you're a freak like me who had soiling incidents as a kid, you know how it feels to be 'dirty' and disgusted, I often wipe till I bleed

I think so. When I was about 8 or 9, so 1999-2000 I was staying at a friends. For some reason he had a couple of nappies he'd 'liberated' when someone with a toddler came over. He went to look for it, found it and he took the roll of the caregiver and I was the parent. He put it on me and I...

Boxer-briefs are good.

yeah. That's fine if it's just pee though.... don't wanna cut through an arse python. Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?..