BritneyShagwell
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Well, the title pretty much says it all... This topic is not for the faint of heart I will try not to be needlessly graphic, but I will be explicit, as I want help and advice!
"Never trust a fart", a "used to funny" quote from The Bucket List...
Around seven years ago, I had hemorrhoid surgery. The recovery process was one of the most painful periods in my life, and I was left with a "compromised" sphincter... In addition to being significantly weakened, it's also de-sensitized, meaning I am no longer able to always tell the difference between on oncoming fart and messing myself.
Not to mention absolutely unavoidable "sharting" occasionally when I cough or sneeze.
Due to my stupidity, I continued the behavior/habits that caused my hemorrhoids in the first place, so now I have them again, but at least to a lesser degree. My current doctor assures me that as long as I stay on top of my "condition", surgery will not be required.
While I have NO desire to go through that again, I have now lost count of the pairs of underwear I have ruined. I've had three "accidents" in the past two years where I inadvertently messed myself so badly that I had to buy new pants and underwear on the spot, despite protective "incontinence pads".
My doctor insists that the pads "should" be enough. After the third public incident, I politely disagreed, and began with diapers. I don't REALLY need more than pads at home, except when I sleep, but I am a DL, so changing out of diapers for four-eight hours, only to change back into them seems a little silly, so I've just embraced diapers.
So, to my question... Occasionally, my hemorrhoids prolapse. I'm told this is "normal", and they ordinarily recede in an hour or two. They are only mildy uncomfortable. My problem is CLEANING. When it happens at home, I just jump in the shower. A warm shower actually speeds in their receding... Unfortunately, it doesn't always happen at home. When it happens outside the home, and I have to clean myself, I sometimes go through half of a pack of wipes before I stop seeing brown streaks.
On occasion, I have done a less than stellar job cleaning, and as expected, that makes things worse. So now I spend sometimes fifteen minutes just wiping myself. There has to be a better way. I've read that you can actually push the prolapsed hemorrhoid back inside, but that you shouldn't if it normally recedes on it's own, as mine do.
Any thoughts? Any tips or tricks for better/more efficiently cleaning prolapsed hemorrhoids?
P.S. I have changed my diet and BM habits as per doctor's guidance, but the problem remains. It's just not getting worse, which is all I can hope for at this point. My doctor is of the opinion that if it doesn't get SIGNIFICANTLY worse, I shouldn't worry about it. This is my new "normal".
"Never trust a fart", a "used to funny" quote from The Bucket List...
Around seven years ago, I had hemorrhoid surgery. The recovery process was one of the most painful periods in my life, and I was left with a "compromised" sphincter... In addition to being significantly weakened, it's also de-sensitized, meaning I am no longer able to always tell the difference between on oncoming fart and messing myself.
Not to mention absolutely unavoidable "sharting" occasionally when I cough or sneeze.
Due to my stupidity, I continued the behavior/habits that caused my hemorrhoids in the first place, so now I have them again, but at least to a lesser degree. My current doctor assures me that as long as I stay on top of my "condition", surgery will not be required.
While I have NO desire to go through that again, I have now lost count of the pairs of underwear I have ruined. I've had three "accidents" in the past two years where I inadvertently messed myself so badly that I had to buy new pants and underwear on the spot, despite protective "incontinence pads".
My doctor insists that the pads "should" be enough. After the third public incident, I politely disagreed, and began with diapers. I don't REALLY need more than pads at home, except when I sleep, but I am a DL, so changing out of diapers for four-eight hours, only to change back into them seems a little silly, so I've just embraced diapers.
So, to my question... Occasionally, my hemorrhoids prolapse. I'm told this is "normal", and they ordinarily recede in an hour or two. They are only mildy uncomfortable. My problem is CLEANING. When it happens at home, I just jump in the shower. A warm shower actually speeds in their receding... Unfortunately, it doesn't always happen at home. When it happens outside the home, and I have to clean myself, I sometimes go through half of a pack of wipes before I stop seeing brown streaks.
On occasion, I have done a less than stellar job cleaning, and as expected, that makes things worse. So now I spend sometimes fifteen minutes just wiping myself. There has to be a better way. I've read that you can actually push the prolapsed hemorrhoid back inside, but that you shouldn't if it normally recedes on it's own, as mine do.
Any thoughts? Any tips or tricks for better/more efficiently cleaning prolapsed hemorrhoids?
P.S. I have changed my diet and BM habits as per doctor's guidance, but the problem remains. It's just not getting worse, which is all I can hope for at this point. My doctor is of the opinion that if it doesn't get SIGNIFICANTLY worse, I shouldn't worry about it. This is my new "normal".
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