Funniest Things You Have Either Witnessed Someone Doing Or That You Have Done As a Child

[BabyBoy2023]

What did you do that was comical as a kid? Perhaps someone else pulled a stunt that was rather stupid, but comical because nobody got hurt. Perhaps you pulled pranks on family and friends. Perhaps you experimented with something and it went wrong, and though you may have gotten, for example, a strong jolt of electricity, you weren't hurt, but rather knocked on your butt. Whatever, I think people all over this site would like to know.

One of my dumbest stunts happened when I was little over 3 years of age. I went upstairs, entered my mom's room, and climbed up on her bed. Curiosity got the best of me, and I wondered if I would light up like a bulb if I were to stick my finger in the lamp socket. So I unscrewed the bulb, dropped it onto the bed, stuck my right index finger in the socket, and turned on the lamp. I don't know if the electricity blew me off the bed or I just jumped in fright, but I will never forget the shock I got or how my poor mother had all but had a heart attack in her rush to get to me. Needless to say, I wasn't hurt badly, just a little redness on my right fingertip, but that was the last time ever I have fooled with electricity, LOL.

 

[Pelusos]

I was maybe 6 and my younger sister was 4, we were at the weekend house at summertime, the building itself was under renovation, paint buckets and tools everywhere and car with opened doors in the garden. So we tried to make a new interior for our car. We painted the back seat white. Fortunately seat was made of imitation leather and paint was some waterbased but our mom was not happy.

 

[KeepCalmAndDiaperOn]

My mom loves to remind me of the time me and my sister took off our poopy diapers and fingerpainted all over our cribs and the wall

 

[BabyBoy2023]

My mom loves to remind me of the time me and my sister took off our poopy diapers and fingerpainted all over our cribs and the wall

Speaking of poopy diapers, my mom's favorite story to tell was when I was about 14 months old and we were at a shopping mall. I was sitting in the cart when I pooped. After that, I slid my butt back-and-forth and got so excited I trembled all over, LOL, and people were laughing as they looked at me. Mom was so embarrassed, LOL.

 

[KeepCalmAndDiaperOn]

Speaking of poopy diapers, my mom's favorite story to tell was when I was about 14 months old and we were at a shopping mall. I was sitting in the cart when I pooped. After that, I slid my butt back-and-forth and got so excited I trembled all over, LOL, and people were laughing as they looked at me. Mom was so embarrassed, LOL.

Hahaha!!! It feels good to poop and you couldn't deny it

 

[dogboy]

When I was about 6 or 7, my cousins and I all watched "The Little Rascals" which came on in the late afternoon. My cousins all had adopted little rascal names. My closest to my age cousin was Spankey so they named me Scotty. At one point they all decided to build the kind of soap box racers that were in the LRs series with the help of their dads. I got my dad to build me one and off I went over to where they lived, two houses away. There was a large, rugged hill that we went down at quite a speed. I hit some sort of bump and tore the entire front axle off my racer with me flying forward. I was just scratched up but my racer was without a front end and sadly, it died.

 

[BabyBoy2023]

Hahaha!!! It feels good to poop and you couldn't deny it

As an ABDL, it's the most overjoying thing I do when all alone.

 

[LittleAndAlone]

I just stuck keys in sockets and tripped breakers.

And took everything apart.

Guess I was always destined to be an engineer and bend electricity to my will.

One time everybody was at a birthday party or something next door and I was made to stay home for punishment for something. I decided to be a smart ass and dig my way under the fence only to get stuck half way.

My first lesson in thermodynamics was shooting at my light bulb with a water gun. Freaked me out at 4 yo, ran to parents sobbing hysterically thinking I'd messed something up permanently like I could never play in my room after dark ever again.

 

[NewMommA]

I must have been 8 or 9.

One of my friends just had a baby sister at that time and told us at school.

I came back home and forced my parents to sit at the couch as I had an important announcement to make.

I remember telling, no demanding my parents to make a baby. Right there. On the couch.

I didn't know how babies were made back then.

And no, they didn't make any more baby. I remained a single child.

 

[ersonjan]

It sounds like you had quite the electrifying experience as a kid! Thankfully, you learned your lesson about messing with electricity the hard way, but at least no one got seriously hurt. Kids often have their moments of curiosity that lead to comical mishaps. Thanks for sharing your story!

 

[BabyBoy2023]

It sounds like you had quite the electrifying experience as a kid! Thankfully, you learned your lesson about messing with electricity the hard way, but at least no one got seriously hurt. Kids often have their moments of curiosity that lead to comical mishaps. Thanks for sharing your story!

LOL, my older brother urinated on an electric fence and got the shock of his life.

 

[BabyBoy2023]

I just stuck keys in sockets and tripped breakers.

And took everything apart.

Guess I was always destined to be an engineer and bend electricity to my will.

One time everybody was at a birthday party or something next door and I was made to stay home for punishment for something. I decided to be a smart ass and dig my way under the fence only to get stuck half way.

My first lesson in thermodynamics was shooting at my light bulb with a water gun. Freaked me out at 4 yo, ran to parents sobbing hysterically thinking I'd messed something up permanently like I could never play in my room after dark ever again.

I have never heard of anyone doing that. What happened to the lightbulb?

 

[CorPornosnor]

My mom loves to remind me of the time me and my sister took off our poopy diapers and fingerpainted all over our cribs and the wall

I did that as well when I was a toddler. One of the funniest things I remember was when I was like 10 years old. My friend was in a heated argument with somebody. He was walking away while looking and shouting behind him and walked straight into a pole. Even though I didn’t like the guy he was arguing with I couldn’t help but laughing my ass off. It was like something straight out of looney tunes. And he didn’t learn his lesson because he did the same thing again later and walked straight into a wall.

 

[BabyBoy2023]

I did that as well when I was a toddler. One of the funniest things I remember was when I was like 10 years old. My friend was in a heated argument with somebody. He was walking away while looking and shouting behind him and walked straight into a pole. Even though I didn’t like the guy he was arguing with I couldn’t help but laughing my ass off. It was like something straight out of looney tunes. And he didn’t learn his lesson because he did the same thing again later and walked straight into a wall.

On a dare, my older brother took a sled all the way to the top of a long utility service road that led straight up the side of a mountain. Keep in mind that the road had two dips along the way, and the first was much bigger than the last. Well, my brother, who I will refer to as Lee, came shooting down that thing like a bat out of hell. "I was going so fast the trees were a blur." he told me. He tried to slow down by digging his heels into the snow, but instead, he got a face full of powder. Then he hit the first dip and was airborn. "I knew something was wrong," he said, "when I looked down at treetops and up at blue sky." Thinking he could slow his descent, he flapped his arms like wings, and then, whammo! He landed in a huge pile of rubbish and was knocked out cold. He must have rolled a distance down the remaining stretch of mountain because, when he came to, he had steel tire cords wrapped around his neck. He wasn't hurt badly by the shear grace of God, but it was something he will never forget. When he looked up, he saw my other brother, who I will call Dave, standing over him. "Dude," Dave said, "you looked like a plucked chicken flying through the air!" As of now, I am LMAO as I am writing this.

 

[jamiejamie]

On a dare, my older brother took a sled all the way to the top of a long utility service road that led straight up the side of a mountain. Keep in mind that the road had two dips along the way, and the first was much bigger than the last. Well, my brother, who I will refer to as Lee, came shooting down that thing like a bat out of hell. "I was going so fast the trees were a blur." he told me. He tried to slow down by digging his heels into the snow, but instead, he got a face full of powder. Then he hit the first dip and was airborn. "I knew something was wrong," he said, "when I looked down at treetops and up at blue sky." Thinking he could slow his descent, he flapped his arms like wings, and then, whammo! He landed in a huge pile of rubbish and was knocked out cold. He must have rolled a distance down the remaining stretch of mountain because, when he came to, he had steel tire cords wrapped around his neck. He wasn't hurt badly by the shear grace of God, but it was something he will never forget. When he looked up, he saw my other brother, who I will call Dave, standing over him. "Dude," Dave said, "you looked like a plucked chicken flying through the air!" As of now, I am LMAO as I am writing this.

Lol. That reminds me of a scene from Christmas Vacation movie. Clark going down on a sled that was polished with wax.

 

[LittleAndAlone]

I have never heard of anyone doing that. What happened to the lightbulb?

It violently exploded. Hot glass enclosing a vacuum doused in cold water, etc.

 

[BabyBoy2023]

It violently exploded. Hot glass enclosing a vacuum doused in cold water, etc.

Dang! It's good nobody was hurt.

 

[ade]

Dang! It's good nobody was hurt.

Dang! You don't care about nobody, does you?!!!

 

[BabyBoy2023]

Dang! You don't care about nobody, does you?!!!

Ha ha ha!

 

[dogboy]

I guess this isn't funny but as a high school student, I thought it was awesome. I was in my HS physics class and the class next to us was also a physics class. The lecture was sort of boring but all of a sudden there was this loud explosion coming from next door. We all jumped out of our seats and ran into the next class. What we saw was smoke and pieces of meter stick sticking into the four walls. Apparently the teacher made contact gunpowder, too much of it and when he hit it with his meter stick (yard stick) it exploded sending shards of wood in all directions. It was a miracle that none of the pieces hit or went through a student. I'm sure the teacher heard from the principal.