PupSpaz
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My imagination was running a bit, and I wondered what a pill might look like that could be included with packages of diapers to help the wearer utilize them better. Perhaps free samples would be sent periodically. I also imagined how the products may be marketed to those wearing diapers. Would you be tempted to take either of these? Would the side-effects scare you off or do they excite you?
DiaperEase Pill
- Helps even out flow for better acquisition by diaper - no more flooding!
- Eliminates uncomfortable urination urges.
- Promotes uninterrupted sleep.
Usage: Take one pill daily with a large glass of water. Takes up to a week to reach full effectiveness. After two weeks, reduce to single dose once a week to maintain medication level.
Side Effects:
- Will cause bladder to empty frequently and without warning.
- Stopping the medication may result in more pronounced / uncomfortable urges than before starting the medication.
- Medication is mildly addictive, withdraw symptoms may include general agitation, headaches and trouble urinating. Resuming medication will reverse the effects without any long term increase in dosage.
- Long Term use may promote bladder capacity reduction.
As a bonus, I also came up with....
Medicated Hair Reduction Powder
- Retards hair growth when applied as directed.
- Existing hair will fall out within a week, new hair won't start developing.
- Use in place of talcum powder
Usage: Use daily for one week with every diaper change to remove existing hair from the diaper area. Use once a week as maintenance to prevent new hair growth.
Side Effects:
- Hair will stop growing and fall out where applied.
- Usage for periods longer than 6 months may lead to permanent hair loss in the areas applied.
DiaperEase Pill
- Helps even out flow for better acquisition by diaper - no more flooding!
- Eliminates uncomfortable urination urges.
- Promotes uninterrupted sleep.
Usage: Take one pill daily with a large glass of water. Takes up to a week to reach full effectiveness. After two weeks, reduce to single dose once a week to maintain medication level.
Side Effects:
- Will cause bladder to empty frequently and without warning.
- Stopping the medication may result in more pronounced / uncomfortable urges than before starting the medication.
- Medication is mildly addictive, withdraw symptoms may include general agitation, headaches and trouble urinating. Resuming medication will reverse the effects without any long term increase in dosage.
- Long Term use may promote bladder capacity reduction.
As a bonus, I also came up with....
Medicated Hair Reduction Powder
- Retards hair growth when applied as directed.
- Existing hair will fall out within a week, new hair won't start developing.
- Use in place of talcum powder
Usage: Use daily for one week with every diaper change to remove existing hair from the diaper area. Use once a week as maintenance to prevent new hair growth.
Side Effects:
- Hair will stop growing and fall out where applied.
- Usage for periods longer than 6 months may lead to permanent hair loss in the areas applied.