I do a little bit of Weird Al stuff, nothing really complete and i can't post attachments yet.
To the toon of Mockingbird, and inspired by my neighbor's yappy dog
Hush little puppy dog, don't you whine
or daddy's gonna strangle you
with fishin' line
and if that fishin' line should break
he'll beat you to death with a garden rake
I didn't realize how depraved that sounds until I just now saw it writing...
To "Dueling Banjoes"
Dueling banjoes...
dueling banjoes...
well there ain't no words to this here song
and I always thought that was kinda wrong
so I made up some of my very own
to dueling banjoes...
it's poetic license,
like Johnny Cash did
at Folsom prison
When he sang a song about killin' a man
in Nevada and doin' his time
At the California Penitentiary
at Folsom Prison
That's California
it's Not Nevada...
it jus' don't happen...
Thank me, thank me very much.
I don't actually abuse or advocate hurting animals or people. Johnny Cash never killed anybody either. David Alan Cole wrote the Folsom song. He didn't kill anybody either.
This next is somewhat disturbing
To the tune Beautiful Dreamer, which was written by Huddie Ledbetter who DID have a couple of lethal fights, He also wrote Cotton Fields back home and Goodnight Irene and about a blue million other songs ... oh, and Midnight Special....
Pitiful screamer, writhing in pain,
you didn't know the boy was insane
You should have known from his personal ad
the term 'pleasure dungeon'
means something quite bad...
Just like the puppy dog song I ran out of inspiration after one verse. Good enough for me. Probably since I have zero experience in sadism, aside from actually meeting a few.