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  Onesieman

• Dec 24, 2023

My old POS tablet died last week. Got a new one & some candy for Christmas.
Then my oven completely burnt out, all 4 burners & the bottom part won't heat up, which means no X-MAS ham this year.
And now the dog tore up my dad's recliner.
2024 is not looking great for me at all.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 11, 2023

Another hidden Rugrats joke can be found in the Chanukah episode. When the tots are having an adventure, Lil passes a shop & the writing over the door is in Hebrew. It translates to "Circumcisor" and a sign below it reading "cut rate" in English. LMAO.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 11, 2023

Almost time for another dose, but before that, I ended up pooping my diaper while coughing, by accident.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 11, 2023

I was watching the Rugrats Movie, which all 3 movies are free on YouTube TV, and Google captions translated that one guy shouting after the monkeys hijacked the train. He said "Damn that train to hell!" Way to sneak that past Nick through another language.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 11, 2023

I think I might have COVID, I don't have a car so I can't get tested, but my last few dumps felt like diarrhea. My cough is getting worse.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 10, 2023

No one in this world has any sort of patience. I stop for one second and they say "HURRY UP, you took almost all morning to get ready!" But when I set ONE TOE towards something I was going to do and someone I already there, they say "CAN'T YOU WAIT A MINUTE?!" I hate that.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 10, 2023

The original package of diapers, wherever it ended up at, got sent back to Walmart, I'm getting that refunded, so I guess the pullups are free too.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 10, 2023

Took some medicine, spat up some very thick phlegm, my fever turned into sweating. Now I'm blowing my nose all day. Feeling a bit better after a full day of resting.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 9, 2023

So the delivery mistake yesterday, Walmart said I can have the other package for free as an apology. It was 3 bags of Reese's peanut butter cups.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 9, 2023

I got sick last night, ended up with a fever.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 8, 2023

I ordered diapers from Walmart, and they messed up. I ended up with someone else's package. Now I have to wait all day for them to fix it.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 8, 2023

Someone else's file of ACNH. I would've liked to have gotten one that way.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 7, 2023

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  Onesieman

• Dec 6, 2023

Had a dream last night where my dog woke me up & needed to pee, but he didn't make it & peed on my shoes. Then I actually woke up & my diaper was soaked at 1:00 in the morning. Had a terrible leg cramp too, so that sleepy changie was fun.

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  Onesieman

• Dec 3, 2023

Finally figured out the best position for the sensor when emulating Wii games on my computer, just to have an accurate pointer. Played a Japan Only Game Super Sentai Battle: Power Cross (Power Rangers Warriors).

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  Onesieman

• Dec 3, 2023

I was playing Mario Kart Tour as Dixie Kong, my dad thought there was a cat in my room because of what the game was sounding like. I don't own a cat.

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  Onesieman

• Nov 30, 2023

I don't wanna go too deep into this but, patreon just axed all ABDL channels from their site, for "child abuse" reasons, and the site wants to go public.

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  Onesieman

• Nov 29, 2023

I was looking for my black pacifier. I thought it fell in the cracks of my bed & wall, but I found my green pacifier that I've lost for months. The black one was under my blankie. At home, I prefer to change my diapers while sucking on a pacifier.

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  Onesieman

• Nov 28, 2023

Black Friday Sales exposed: they cover up the regular sale tag with a black Friday tag, and it's the same price as it was the day before.
2017 my dad told me to wait until Black Friday to buy the Nintendo Switch, I could've had it a month earlier for the same price.

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  Onesieman

• Nov 18, 2023

My kitty pacifier showed up today, my hand hurts after cutting a hole in the front so it stays inflated.