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Your favorite (fake) pickup lines.

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Wegs

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What are your favorite fake pickup lines?

Such as:

If I followed you home, would you keep me?
 

Fire2box

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Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When you fell from heaven.

Classic...
 

starshine

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Do your feet hurt, girll? Because you've been running through my dreams alll night.
 

Wegs

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Just found this one.

It's not rape if you want it.
 

mizzycub

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I will refer the honourable gentlemen and ladies to the web comic, xkcd, on the subject of pick up lines. I have found at least three examples to be used as evidence, and there could be more out there on the web.

comics no. 1, 2, 3
 

Mysterious

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Are you a postal worker, because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Those clothes look beautiful on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

Only ones I've heard that still are amusing.
 
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

My hovercraft is full of eels.
 

Chillhouse

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You owe me a beer.
Why?
Because I dropped mine when you walked by!

I'm ashamed that I've actualy used this...
 

PrinceMatthew

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Im Lost... Will you take me home with you?
I had a t-shirt that said that, a couple of times I walked around town in the rain with it on.
 
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Neonite

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"Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!" [Ba-dum tssh]

*has a penchant for the incredibly lame*

Do your feet hurt, girll? Because you've been running through my dreams alll night.
...Screaming.
 

Raccoon

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"Come with uncle," I said, "and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

Alex, A Clockwork Orange
 
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" 'sup baby, my Blessing of Protection is up so we got 15 seconds of immunity!"

Woo, WoW jokes...
 

Mitsukuni

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Hey baby, I'm like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get!
 
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secretdl26

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(Takes ice cube out of drink and smashes on the floor with foot)
"Now that I've broken the ice....."
 

LaramFox

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*Random Pickup Lines I'd Never Use Here*

:D
 
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