Your favorite (fake) pickup lines.

[Wegs]

What are your favorite fake pickup lines?

Such as:

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 

[Fire2box]

Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When you fell from heaven.

Classic...

 

[starshine]

Do your feet hurt, girll? Because you've been running through my dreams alll night.

 

[Wegs]

Just found this one.

It's not rape if you want it.

 

[tedster]

I've lost my teddybear, can I sleep with you tonight?

 

[mizzycub]

I will refer the honourable gentlemen and ladies to the web comic, xkcd, on the subject of pick up lines. I have found at least three examples to be used as evidence, and there could be more out there on the web.

comics no. 1, 2, 3

 

[Jewbacca]

My personal favorite:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[Mysterious]

Are you a postal worker, because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Those clothes look beautiful on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

Only ones I've heard that still are amusing.

 

[Valentine]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[Chillhouse]

You owe me a beer.
Why?
Because I dropped mine when you walked by!

I'm ashamed that I've actualy used this...

 

[Raccoon]

YouTube - The Doors - Hello I Love You ( Stoned immaculate Version )

 

[PrinceMatthew]

Im Lost... Will you take me home with you?
I had a t-shirt that said that, a couple of times I walked around town in the rain with it on.

 

[Neonite]

"Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!" [Ba-dum tssh]

*has a penchant for the incredibly lame*

Do your feet hurt, girll? Because you've been running through my dreams alll night.

...Screaming.

 

[Raccoon]

"Come with uncle," I said, "and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

Alex, A Clockwork Orange

 

[Mink]

" 'sup baby, my Blessing of Protection is up so we got 15 seconds of immunity!"

Woo, WoW jokes...

 

[Mitsukuni]

Hey baby, I'm like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get!

 

[Wegs]

Hey baby, I'm like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get!

HA!
Thats a good one.

 

[secretdl26]

(Takes ice cube out of drink and smashes on the floor with foot)
"Now that I've broken the ice....."

 

[Sheepz]

I'm like a shotgun, 1 cock and I'm ready to go!

 

[LaramFox]

*Random Pickup Lines I'd Never Use Here*