Why I shouldn't get bored.

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Yeah. I got bored. Mature and distasteful content ahead. Be warned.

To summarise, I got bored and broke into a passworded chat room where two kids were having cybersex. This is the result.

SteveIrwin: O HAI

drunkk rep: who the **** is steve irwimn?

SteveIrwin: Think you guys could help me out?

drunkk rep: **** off whoeva u r

SteveIrwin: I seem to have got a stingray barb in my side.

Lexii: (whispers to you)lol.

drunkk rep: (whispers to you)kinda busy bruv fuk off

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to Lexii2)It's really painful.

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to drunkk rep1)Can't get it out.

Lexii: (whispers to you)go away

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to Lexii2)But I'm dieing here.


Lexii: (whispers to you)**** off

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to drunkk rep1)Hey man...Sorry to have barged in...Just thought I should tell you. Lexii is only 12. She was telling me on MSN, hence how I got the password.

Lexii: (whispers to you)go away

Lexii: (whispers to you)y r u here\

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to Lexii2)To get this barb out of my side. It's really painful ya know? It's leading upto a pretty small case of DEATH.

Lexii: (whispers to you)takes the barb out and kisses it better, now can u leave?

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to Lexii2)Ow...Well damnit, now I'm bleeding everywhere, look what you've gone and done?!

Lexii: (whispers to you)uses my shirt to stop the bleeding and calls an ambulance. need me to suck out the poison

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to Lexii2)No...But I do have something you can suck... ... ... ... ...This lolipop.

Lexii: (whispers to you)what flavor?

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to Lexii2)Stingray.

Lexii: (whispers to you)ouch...do u just want me t suck ur cock instead?

SteveIrwin: (you whisper to Lexii2)Not at all...The pain is pretty bad. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

#### drunkk rep1 leaves the room ####

#### Lexii2 leaves the room ####
 

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Hahaha wow. Aside from the Steve Irwin thing, I didn't think that was in poor taste :p I mean, it's been long enough that we can joke about it, right?...right?
 
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Stewth, look at that stingr-OH MY GAWD! SHEET!
I'll probably do something else stupid, next time I get bored.

If anyone of you wish to be dragged into my chaos and fun and are completely literate...Throw me your MSN.
 

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.... QQ winner
 

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Props to anyone who happens to remember where I got that line from. (And that being what PROBABLY made you laugh.)
Bash.org. n.n

Specifically: This quote. XD
(*cough* Mature content, but this is the mature section. n.n; )
 
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