Which fictional character is more badass?

Who is more awesome


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Ok, this came up as a dispute between me and TheSilentAssassin. Who is more awesome? Jack Bauer or Michael Westen? I threw Leroy Jethro Gibbs is in for humors sake (And I like NCIS) Tony Almeida is on 24.
 

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I have no idea who any of these are.
 

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Who the hell is Michael Westen? I've never heard of any of those people other than Jack Bauer who lives through everything.
 

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Hmm, let's see. Which one of them has died TWICE and come back to life each time? Who spent two years in a Chinese prison and never talked? Who can avoid 100 enemy bullets and then kill everyone off with a single round?

Jack. F**king. Bauer.
 

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where the FUCK is Walker texas ranger! Chuck Norris is coming to round house kick your ass into the sun.
 

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where the FUCK is Walker texas ranger! Chuck Norris is coming to round house kick your ass into the sun.
Chuck Norris lost all credibility when he endorsed Mike Huckabee and explicitly stated that he does not believe in evolution. And then sued the guy who made a book of Chuck Norris facts.
 

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Chuck Norris lost all credibility when he endorsed Mike Huckabee and explicitly stated that he does not believe in evolution. And then sued the guy who made a book of Chuck Norris facts.
That doesn't mean that he's not the baddest ass on the planet! He is the badass-ometer of badassossity that all other badasses are measured by.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

'Nuff Said.

And I voted for J.B. !
 

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Chuck Norris lost all credibility when he endorsed Mike Huckabee and explicitly stated that he does not believe in evolution. And then sued the guy who made a book of Chuck Norris facts.
A man's political views shouldn't get in the way of his badassness, nor should his ability to sue a motherfucker over trying to make money off of how awesome he is.
 

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I don't know who Michael Westen and Leroy Jethro Gibbs are, so I guess I'll go with Jack Bauer.
 

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I do like the way Tony growls EVERYTHING. Especially when he answers the phone.
 

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Chuck Norris sure it badass on those Bowflex commercials or whatever they are >.>
 

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Dorothy ... she dropped a house on a witch, tamed a ferocious lion and with just a little oil made a ridgid man flexible.
 
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