What would you pick?? Mermaid/man or Reverse Mermain/man

[Siege89]

Like the Pic Says. What would you pick. An of course you it can be either male or female.

 

[Anon E. Mouse]

Can't I just have a real fish?

 

[Pojo]

Barnacle Boy

Top half: human

 

[Darkfinn]

My nose! I would pick my nose.

 

[Chillhouse]

Trapped on a desert island, eh? Definately the reverse mermaid then. I'd feel too guilty about eating a normal mermaid.

 

[TOAccountant]

At least the mermaid can provide a good conversation. The reverse one always wants to talk about plankton (I mean I love a good plankton debate now and then but not all the time).

 

[Rheeer]

The reverse mermaid is hideous and probably wouldn't be good conversation. So you gotta go top half human.

 

[Anon E. Mouse]

Mmm, I would have to say regular...just because she can breathe.

Forget that!

I'm a pervert. We could totally enjoy "swimming" around in the ocean surrounding the island. And she could survive in the water.

Besides, she can't nag me if I can't understand a word she says.

 

[Maxicoon]

OK I can't believe I have to ask this. Pick for what? This has completely gone over my head of some reason.

 

[FittedForME]

Obviously I'd pick the regular mermaid, it's more appealing to look at.

 

[Cosmos]

Merman of course. Who would want to kiss a fish head?

 

[BluTack]

Human top.

 

[Point]

Mermaid. She could swim me back home.

 

[Charlie]

I'd rather have somebody to talk to than have a fish I could screw.

Not exactly a difficult decision.

 

[babibear]

Hmm, doesn;t matter if the traditional Mermaid/Merman doesn't have the reproductive organs, there's still another place . . .

 

[Point]

there's still another place . . .

The bedroom!

 

[NoahKokoro]

OK I can't believe I have to ask this. Pick for what? This has completely gone over my head of some reason.

I think it's supposed to be if you were on a deserted island which would you want as a companion?...I think. And I choose the regular mermaid/merman, because I'd like to talk to someone that didn't creep me out (and the reverse one kinda scares me).