Had Chilli for tea (vegetable one) once & I added extra beans for more protein, well basically it was a bad idea, let me tell! xD
I had to go to the dump to throw away some household items (I followed social distancing guidelines!), after which I decided to go to the supermarket, I was wearing an ABU Simple underneath my cargo trousers & boxer briefs to hold it in place, I was already wet by the time I got to the tip.
I get to the supermarket and realize how bulky this nappy already is & so I take the conscious decision to take off my jumper, tie it around my waist then put my coat on. I went in and bought what I needed & left, on the way back to the car I could feel myself needing another #1 so as I walked I let it out in small gushings but when I got back to the car the rest came flooding out, needless to say these are thirsty dips & it swelled up ALOT!
I sat in the car with my wet nappy on just having a drink & talking to relatives on the phone & for a while I had a strong not so pleasant feeling in my stomach (it could only mean one thing) but I dismissed it and went on with what I needed to do today. This took me to Lakeside Retail park where I needed some other items that I couldn't have delivered but could pick them up so that's what I did.
After picking up my items & heading back to the car that horrible feeling crept its way back but stronger than ever, I got in the car & had a drink of water but the pain just kept coming, I let out a small TOOT then shrugged it off but then out of nowhere it happened!
Sitting in my car it shot out of my backside with no pushing what so ever & it scared the hell out of me! I sit there in a panic not knowing what to do & to be honest I wanted to cry, sitting forward I could feel it just squishing beneath me so I opened the door, got out & sure enough it was all over my the back of my top, my boxer briefs were covered and it was just a slurry.
I'm not really a fan of messing and this just re-affirms it, I stood there trying desparately to push it down into my nappy to conceal it for the most part until I could find a way of cleaning up.
I literally bought 2 packs of Andrex flushable wipes NOT to be used for this instance but I had no choice. I carefully pulled off my top after removing my hoody & it was just pure disgusting, I cleaned up what I could from the top of the nappy & my back then realized it was all over the chair. At this point I was freaking out & frantically looking around as there were still people about but here I was a 30 year old nappy clad lad, soaked & messy with one hell of a cleanup job. I tried to get my shit together (no pun intended) & think about my next move, I carefully sat back in the car & cleaned up what I could as best I could then I drove to Homebase car park a good 20-25 minutes away where I knew there would be no one and sure enough there wasn't that many cars.
I pulled into the furthest away spot, climbed into the back of my car with a sodden messtrailing behind me, reached into my boot & pulled out some bin liners, interior cleaning spray & micro fibre cloths for cleaning the car and set to work.
I dropped my trousers & briefs, cleaned them off as best as I could & luckily it cleaned up okay. I then set to work on cleaning myself my drooping soggy nappy laying on the back seat of my car, it smushing everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE! as soon as I untaped the final tape and opened it up OMFG the stench! I couldn't believe it, I carefully peeled the nappy away from my skin and set to work cleaning myself up & I went through both packs of the Andrex wipes to clean myself as best I could!
I was there for a good 40 minutes trying desparately to get rid of everything, I eventually decided it would be safer to put another nappy on to protect the rest of my clothing so I did & that didn't stay dry for very long.
I tied everything off in 3 bin liners, threw in my top as well & disposed of it in an A13 lay by xD
Vegetable Chilli + Pasta + Nappy = BIG BADDA BOOM!
I think anyone who'd be willing to change what I had to change today should be given a gold medal as that was A MESS! (Pun intended)
Stay Padded & Safe Little Ones!