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PuddleFopsKit

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Anyone who is a mechanic, or does anything involing tools should appreciate this.

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it spins around, smacks you in the chest and flings your soda across the room, splattering it against that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench at the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and callouses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Yeeeeow....'

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, or for perforating something behind and beyond the original intended target object.

SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric
 
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TallestBabyEver

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lol love this!! Im gonna post this up at work!!

I've had a hydralic jack get stuck before, best removed by just driving the car away lol!

Hammer is the best tool for removing rusted wheels off of cars. if you dont have a hammer, use your foot and give it a good roundhouse kick! Works best with steel-toed boots unless you like to break your toes on a regular basis.
 
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