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The Seme/Uke thread

Which did you get?

  • Clueless uke

    Votes: 7 21.2%
  • Opportunist seme

    Votes: 3 9.1%
  • Sadistic seme

    Votes: 1 3.0%
  • Innocent uke

    Votes: 7 21.2%
  • Badass uke

    Votes: 5 15.2%
  • Chibi seme

    Votes: 6 18.2%
  • Dramatic uke

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Romantic seme

    Votes: 1 3.0%
  • Flaming uke

    Votes: 1 3.0%
  • Don't **** With Me seme

    Votes: 2 6.1%

  • Total voters
    33
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NoobSauce

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My friend told me about this site in school [no viruses, promise] so I took the test... apparently I'm the Innocent Uke.

Maybe I should describe the test, first... it basically tells you what kind of person you are in a relationship. Kind of. It says it in manga terms; uke is essentially the submissive one and seme is the dominant one.

SemeUke.com <--- the quiz

This shouldn't have to apply to only homosexual men -- I think this makes good generalizations about just about anyone.

For those who don't want to have to look through the site to see what there is besides their own personality:


(edit: Post the results if you want. Discuss as well.)
 

MarcusBear

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Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
 

Boogeyman

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You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
I don't think I like this quiz.
 

starshine

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You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
 

NoobSauce

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lol ellipsis. I got the chibi seme when I started giving stronger answers to some of the questions. The quiz says you're also highly compatible with the Badass Uke. Because you're both mischevious and naughty. o_O [the site's words, not mine.]

And don't forget the poll!
 

Neonite

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You are a Clueless Uke!

Though, I'm probably something of both Clueless Uke and Innocent Uke. n.n; I get those pretty much equal times whenever I take that quiz, and they both fit me pretty well.
 
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Boogeyman

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So, it's an Otaku poll for gays?

For shame, Noob, for shame.
 

Point

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This is pretty predictable. Want to be aggressive? Choose

Ask me again and I'll kick your ass.
*death glare*
Bondage... mmm.... *licks lips*
Wanna die?

etc,

Want to get a happier or less aggressive one? Choose

Only if I'm forced to.
You hate my hair, don't you?
I'm always the one who's getting tortured. *sobs*
It's the punishment I deserve.

ALSO

The shards of glass that pierce my soul are all I have left.


...that said, it looks like the quiz doesn't like me either.



Stupid quiz!
 

Aki

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You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme



Yeaaah.
I didn't lie on any of the questions either. <.> Some of them didn't have a realistic option for me, so I went with whatever sounded closest to what I would do.
 

Spiro910

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You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
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:p Results are quite funny :)
 

dinorider

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You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

So... what are you doing later Priest? ;)
 

Dream

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You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
 

Mitsukuni

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You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

You are a Badass Uke!
So, Abby, you doing anything tonight?
 

Grutzvalt

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You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
 

Lowie

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Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Why does this not surprise me?
 

Lil Snap

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You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Flaming ANYONES tend to annoy me (unless they are really on FIRE), kinda like Peter on the last Family Guy when he gets injected with the gay gene while doing medical experiments. It's like they're trying too hard or something. O well, not gay anyway.
 

avery

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i actually have a hat like that.




You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
 
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