The Real Slim Baby!

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  1. Adult Baby
  2. Diaper Lover
May I have your attention please?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a diaper baby before Don't want to poop on the floor so I am diapered seven and 24.
Wore as a baby but now it's worse than before
Girlfriend getting sore when I wet on the furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just wet himself , did he?"
And mah Mommy said... He's a baby you idiot
Go get a fresh diaper, there's more in the basement! (Ha-ha!)

The sexiest mommies love diaper babes
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Big babys, I'm sick of them look at him, walking around showing his puffy butt, probably made a poo" "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But for us. It's better than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms.

Sometimes, I wanna get diapered and just let loose, but can't, But it's cool for a girl to drop a load in a packed room.

"The diapee on my hips, the diapee on my hips"
I like being in public wearing 11 tena slips!
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect their parents not to notice and get a little pissed.
Of course they gonna know what diaper porn is by the time they get broadband
They got access to 4chan don't they?

"We ain't nothing but players" Well, except for the haters, flakers, and no show masturbaters.[SLURP]
But if fetlifers can hump balloon animals In a huddle,
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't crib cuddle.
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, just get your fetish on,
Women wear your baby clothes, sing the chorus and it goes!

I'm A dipper babby, I get a little crabby, getting cuddles from my daddy, when I piddle in my nappy.
So won't the real big baby please stand up,
Please stand up,.. I can't stand up!

It's like a head trip to baby you, cause I'm only giving you
Things you fantasize about with your friends inside your chatting room.
The only difference is I got the balls to do it
In front of friends and It doesn't feel false or like pretend.

I just put you in those diapees for kicks
And whether you like to admit it [no!]I just did it
Better than ninety percent of you mommies out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up my photo albums like Talcum.
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when we're married, I'll be walking down the aisle and you will be getting carried.

Strap you in my caddy when we go and see the babbies, While I'm searchin, cuz this whole bag of Diapers isn't workin,
And every single person is a big babby lurking
He could be working at Burger King, with his onesie hoping no one sees.
[*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, getting changed on the trunk with pants down and his legs up.

So, will the real Babby please stand up?
And put one of those binkies in each hand up?
And be proud to be wearing a diap, and not in control,
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm A dipper babby, I get a little crabby, getting cuddles from my daddy, when I piddle in my nappy.
So won't the real big baby please stand up,
Please stand up,.. I can't stand up!

Ha ha
Guess there's a big baby in all of us
I Love it, let's all dip up.
Hhahaha :) I have a feeling though some people are going to have a problem with this..
:worshippy: somebody give this person a medal
Gotta get this as my new ringtone
That's a pretty good parody :)
different, but I liked it :thumbsup:
gonna admit, i tried singing along to this lol. i liked it and well worded :)
Thank you, I have that melody stuck in my head nowwith completely different context lol
Dude! Ooh, ooh, ooh, pick me; pick me! I wanna give oo oo medal!:cool:
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