The babyfur twelve days of Christmas parody.

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Tripped

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Short message from Tripped: The following is a parody for comedic purposes. In other words, it's all for fun. :smile1:

Happy holidays folks. :smile1:


On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five...teething rings...four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six furry nuzzles, five...teething rings...four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.


On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven days of leaky cubs, six furry nuzzles, five...teething rings...four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.


On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight temper tantrums, seven days of leaky cubs, six furry nuzzles, five...teething rings...four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine bottles of milk, eight temper tantrums, seven days of leaky cubs, six furry nuzzles, five...teething rings...four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten loving hugs, nine bottles of milk, eight temper tantrums, seven days of leaky cubs, six furry nuzzles, five...teething rings...four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven footed sleepers, ten loving hugs, nine bottles of milk, eight temper tantrums, seven days of leaky cubs, six furry nuzzles, five...teething rings...four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve stacks of diapers, eleven footed sleepers, ten loving hugs, nine bottles of milk, eight temper tantrums, seven days of leaky cubs, six furry nuzzles, five...teething rings...four assorted collars, three squeaky toys, two litter boxes, and a Koala in a eucalyptus tree.
 

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Twelve stacks of diapers?
Eleven footed sleepers?
That´s not christmas! It´s madness!
MADNESS!!!

... By the way, what do you need two litter boxes for?
A schizophrenic cat? o_O
 

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Euc'lypt's? Slurring helps
Also, there's a plethora of kitties around, so . . . .
 

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Tripped, that is cute, well done:D
 

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Good job Tripped. :)
 

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I liked the "eight temper tantrums"....teehee.
 

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Well this made coffee come out my nose from laughing so hard. Nice one.

Am very tempted to print this as a lyric sheet and start having a sing song on piano, with the other babyfurs in my house.
 

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Wow....

Well, if after reading through the parody, you find yourself laughing, smiling, chuckling, grinning or feeling just a teeeeeeeeny little bit better than you did before you read it, then its purpose has been fulfilled. :clapping:


Honestly, reading through your comments has really made *my day* a little bit better. Thanks. :biggrin: :grouphug:
 

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For the record the total amount of gifts by the end...

12 stacks of diapers
22 footed sleepers (A bit overkill)
30 loving hugs
36 bottles of milk (good thing you have all those diapers!)
40 temper tantrums (Whoa! Calm down will ya)
42 days of leaky cubs (Great...)
42 furry nuzzles
40 teething rings (again, overkill)
36 assorted collars (...)
30 squeaky toys (This I can live with)
22 litter boxes
12 koalas in eucalyptus trees (Ugh, one is enough.)

For a total gift count of 376 (counting the koala, and the tree separately).

Thanks Tripped, it was a wonderful read :D
 
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