That dirty whore!

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Don't you just love the bible?

Ezekiel 23, 20: There she longed for her lovers. Their private parts seemed as big as those of donkeys. And their flow of semen appeared as much as that of a horses.

GOOOO BIBLE!!! WE GET FREE GODLY PORNOS!!!!!

So what do you guys think of this OH SO INTERESTING part in the bible.
 

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Out of context quotes anyone? If you read the whole chapter it's clear that it's condemning prostitution. That translation, if even legitimate, seems a bit more graphic than others.

Were you the kid who laughed in health class when the teacher said "penis"?
 

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No actually, and hey I didn't read this whole part, i only read this part of it, but still, they didn't have to add that much stuff into it -,-...

I mean I'm sure we it wouldv'e been fine with something like PROSTITUTION IS BAD DON'T BE A PROSTITUTE RAWR IM A TIGER!!!!!, I'm sure that it wouldve been fine like that -,-

Anyways, I only posted it because I thought it was really weird to be in the bible XD, plus I think its quite funny the way they describe it.

I'll try to read most of it right now though.
 

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Haha, don't forget that Ezekiel was written a long time ago and in Hebrew. It's been translated and the translations translated. That, and social norms and language have changed too. If you have any doubts, try reading the King James Bible :p. It's all there, if you can manage all the thees and thous and strange idioms.
 

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So what do you guys think of this OH SO INTERESTING part in the bible.
A better question would be: "What do you think of the Bible?"

In that case, I would respond with, "I think it's total BS."

Why? Because anyone who can think realistically and logically and isn't blinded by Christianity can see the Bible is a mass of lies, hate, and contradictions.
 
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The bible should only be used as a guideline as to how to live your life with proper ethics, morals and respect. It should not be interpreted literally.
 

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I love it when people take things out of context...but anyway...if you really want to read "Bible Porn" try the "Song of Solomon" That entire book is filled with pornographic content. :p
 

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There's no doubt that the Bible is full of contradictions. There are two flood stories, for instance. There's a J version, and another, I forget its nomenclature. People who study the Bible know this and accept it. That's why I laugh when fundamentalists insist that every word is God given truth. On the other hand, the Bible contains incredible wisdom and at times, brilliance. It's amazing how much some of the writers understood human nature. You just have to use some intelligence when you read it. And understanding the old testament takes a great deal of study. Some of the Bible is written in Aramaic, some in Greek. You sort of have to know where these people were coming from 3000 years ago. I think the problem lies in that we expect God to take a more active role in our world today. One has to look for subtlety which doesn't fly in our instant gratification society.
 
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