So, I'm sitting here at work, sitting in spandex shorts instead of my normal boxers under my pants(I thought I'd be running, but weather turned nasty), and I realized I was about to just start peeing.
Apparently my body got confused, seeing as how the spandex holds everything pretty snug and doesn't ventilate too well. I seriously almost had a big uh-oh. I don't have any extra work pants with me and I can't leave the station while I'm on call.