question to help me eased the hint to my mom

[occkid89]

how do i wet my pants for my way to overprotective mother would not flip out when me and her go to buy diapers how should I approached this whole thing???:blushie::cryhankie:tkspanking::sweatdrop::sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

 

[Boogeyman]

Fake Bedwetting.

 

[EmeraldsAndLime]

Ummm.. you don't.

Seriously, no one here knows your mother like you do. If you think she's going to flip out over it, then it's more than likely a bad idea. Chances are she'll take you to the doctor - not buy you diapers. And when the doctor finds nothing wrong with you then you'll be in a whole world of trouble. I say, just wait until you can get some diapers yourself.

 

[Verscha]

Terrible idea that could backfire in a million and one ways. Like Lukie says, just get them yourself.

 

[Pojo]

Fake wetting isn't the way to get diapers...Especially if you have a mother that will rip out your heart...She probably wouldn't even buy them for you...First she would probably think it was just an accident...Then she would probably take you to the doctor if you continue...Then you would have to go through tests...Then maybe you will get diapers, but she would probably get crappy pull ups or something...It's really not worth it...Those emotes aren't all that relevant >.>

 

[baby_mike]

To me fakeing bed wetting is by far the worst thing one could ever do. As many have said on this site it will most likely end up in test that will prove your fakeing. DON"T DO IT. Just wait, are maybe if you can order online, that is if you mom dose not snoop though your mail. I wish you luck with what ever you try.


Baby_Mike

 

[Jade]

Yeah I'm going to side with Pojo and Lukie. Fake wetting will get someone into diapers maybe 0.001% of the time. Meaning that there is no way that your mother will go "Oh you had an accident lets put you in nappies because you obviously need them, no questions asked".

She will most likely react badly after its happened a few times, if she doesn't freak out the first time. Sorry to sound mean but unfortunately reality isn't a storybook.

 

[occkid89]

or do you think i just should walk around when she's home with a pacifier in my mouth and partly leave a diaper when I have some out in the open and wear one when she sees the one partly out she probably what is this then come over to me a pull the covers down seeing me only in a t-shirt and a diaper

what if your mom works as payroll for a hospital and I don't have a job or a creit card to buy online and when i want something io have to run it by her before she gives the thumbs up for i can get it

or she could go on after I buy them on her card and check to see what i bought

so telling her straight out is way out of the ball park

 

[starshine]

Post once, only once. Double, triple, or quadruple posting is frowned upon here.

Like everyone else said, it's a bad idea. If you are going to be buying things with her card then tell her the truth, or wait until your old enough to buy them yourself.

 

[Jade]

so telling her straight out is way out of the ball park

But you want to let her find you in a nappy with a pacifer in your mouth. I'm probably going to cop some flak for this but.... Are you serious? Are you seriously contemplating telling her or showing her your a AB just because you think it will get you diapers?

Really telling your parents is generally a really bad idea. It will most likely just end up with you have a lot of visits too the shrink. Please save yourself a lot of hurt and just wear in private. Bike to a pharmacy or shop if your really in need of them, surely you get pocket money?

P.s You can reply to more than one reply per post.

 

[James]

No offense but those are terrible ideas!
If you walk around with a pacifier in your mouth she is going to freak out, and ask you why you have one, and why is it in your mouth. (ends with you having to explain your *b/dl side, and now your mom is officially freaked out.)

If you show her your diapers then she will probably freak out and ask you why you are wearing, and if you need to go to the doctors (ends with you having to explain your *b/dl side, and now your mom is officially freaked out.)

If you wet your pants she will probably not say anything the first time, but if you keep on she will take you to the doctor, he will run painful tests, and then when he finds nothing wrong with you he will probably say it is due to stress or something. You most likely will not end up with diapers either, because the last thing on a parents mind when a kid is having wetting problems is "hey! lets put him back in diapers" They are more worried about your health and well-being.

If you really want diapers, save up your pocket cash or allowance if you get some, and go buy them yourself, either online, or in a store. Even if you tell your mom it is highly doubtful she will buy you diapers, even if she is ok with it, and i can almost guarantee you she wont be.


Sorry, if i sounded too harsh!

 

[Pojo]

Dude...Just think for a minute...Do you honestly believe any of these things will work? You're setting yourself up for your own funeral here...Just keep your kinks to people who you know will understand...Don't let your parents or relatives know, because honestly, would you want to know theirs? Don't tell her at all...If you do, I will probably have to hunt you down and smack you myself

 

[Mr Alex]

Prime example of too many people meaning well but just over stating what needs to be said. However, might be possible that this newbie needs this many people saying it to get his point across.

 

[Boogeyman]

You know, I think we've all been reading too many pervy stories, don't you?

 

[whitefox]

It sure seems like *B's go to the doctor a lot, either for medical or psychological issues/fake issues. Other than that, what everyone else said.

 

[kidiak]

I will not say what has already been said, but if one more post helps, then here it is.

DON"T DO IT!!

 

[occkid89]

hey Jade I do get money but I am really really sure you might think is too gross for you and that goes for everyone here that replied to my post

 

[Mr Alex]

You can't hint your mom, you need to buy at a store.

I also can't quite understand your last post.

 

[pickpatterns]

yeah man. dont ****ing do it. i'm dead ****in serious. its a bad idea. youll end up in a bullshit situation witth ur head up ur ass. got that? buddd.
so dont **** urself over.
just go out and buy em like a mother****in man!!

 

[whitefox]

Was that really neccessary?