Pudding, eh? I don't know. Texture-wise, that'd be on the diarrhea end of the spectrum. I'd probably go for canned re-fried beans.
That is, if any of this appealed to me, which it doesn't.
Hooray for pee!!!
(Wouldn't it be funny if messing was just what everybody did, and instead we got threads like "Lemonade in your diaper?")