Pub argument I was having.

Could you use a dildo to crush garlic?


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fuctifano

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I was in the pub with my friend Natalie and we were talking about dildos. It came up in conversation that it would be a good idea for her to buy one. She said she'd then wrap it up and send it to me. So I said I'd use it to crush garlic when I was cooking. The question is, could you actually use a dildo to crush garlic? She says no, I say yes.
 

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it's a object, a object can smash things regardless of it's intended purpose or not. If it's hard/sturdy enough.
 

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Have you tried it out?


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I guess it's possible, but it seems terribly inconvenient! I mean how would you get the garlic out of the vagina, with a rubber spatula or something? It all sounds pretty much like a lot of trouble to go through for some crushed garlic.

Talk about your Naked Chef Show.

And Lukie talk about your whipped eggs - Whip it, whip it good, you must whip it.
 
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And Lukie talk about your whipped eggs - Whip it, whip it good, you must whip it.

When a problem comes along, you must whip it!
Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it!
When something's goin' wrong, you must whip it!



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You guys want me to try it out? I have a 9'' rubberized fake phallus at home that was a stage-prop at one time. I'm also planning on making spaghetti tonight, and I put fresh cloves of garlic in my spaghetti.

I'm being serious. I can test it out.
 

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Ahahahahaha...

I suppose it could, but why one would use a dildo to crush garlic is beyond me. You can buy it pre-crushed, if you wanted! X:
 

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You guys want me to try it out? I have a 9'' rubberized fake phallus at home that was a stage-prop at one time. I'm also planning on making spaghetti tonight, and I put fresh cloves of garlic in my spaghetti.

I'm being serious. I can test it out.

Please tell me you tested it?

I guess it's possible, but it seems terribly inconvenient! I mean how would you get the garlic out of the vagina, with a rubber spatula or something? It all sounds pretty much like a lot of trouble to go through for some crushed garlic.

Talk about your Naked Chef Show.

And Lukie talk about your whipped eggs - Whip it, whip it good, you must whip it.



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