Pub argument I was having.

[fuctifano]

I was in the pub with my friend Natalie and we were talking about dildos. It came up in conversation that it would be a good idea for her to buy one. She said she'd then wrap it up and send it to me. So I said I'd use it to crush garlic when I was cooking. The question is, could you actually use a dildo to crush garlic? She says no, I say yes.

 

[FluffyFluffers]

yes you could... I know...

 

[Gameslay3r]

i dont see why could couldnt

 

[Maxicoon]

This is why I stay away from bars.

 

[fuctifano]

yes you could... I know...

Have you tried it out?


P.S. Your signature is fantastic! :smile:

 

[Siege89]

yeah you could crush a few things with it..

 

[EmeraldsAndLime]

And you could use a vibrator on your eggs. It'd be like a whisk without the effort!

 

[fuctifano]

And you could use a vibrator on your eggs. It'd be like a whisk without the effort!

Genius. :laugh:

 

[Pojo]

What else would you use one for?

 

[Fire2box]

it's a object, a object can smash things regardless of it's intended purpose or not. If it's hard/sturdy enough.

 

[Chillhouse]

depends. is this the fabled "god's thumb" dildo?

 

[closet dl]

Have you tried it out?


P.S. Your signature is fantastic! :smile:

(regarding the signature) -
"Can you pound a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"No."
"Well, a girl's got to have her standards."
(Quote from the movie Real Genius)

 

[Diapered Rabbit]

The Anatomical Gourmet

I guess it's possible, but it seems terribly inconvenient! I mean how would you get the garlic out of the vagina, with a rubber spatula or something? It all sounds pretty much like a lot of trouble to go through for some crushed garlic.

Talk about your Naked Chef Show.

And Lukie talk about your whipped eggs - Whip it, whip it good, you must whip it.

 

[EmeraldsAndLime]

And Lukie talk about your whipped eggs - Whip it, whip it good, you must whip it.

When a problem comes along, you must whip it!
Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it!
When something's goin' wrong, you must whip it!



Ooooh man, I love that song. I had a chance to see Devo live, but I passed it up because it was at a festival with other artists I wasn't interested in at all. $130 for Devo? No thanks.

I would like an energy dome though. *ebay ebay ebay*

 

[Dawes]

You guys want me to try it out? I have a 9'' rubberized fake phallus at home that was a stage-prop at one time. I'm also planning on making spaghetti tonight, and I put fresh cloves of garlic in my spaghetti.

I'm being serious. I can test it out.

 

[EmeraldsAndLime]

I have a 9'' rubberized fake phallus at home that was a stage-prop at one time.

yup yup

 

[mirrored]

Ahahahahaha...

I suppose it could, but why one would use a dildo to crush garlic is beyond me. You can buy it pre-crushed, if you wanted! X:

 

[fuctifano]

You guys want me to try it out? I have a 9'' rubberized fake phallus at home that was a stage-prop at one time. I'm also planning on making spaghetti tonight, and I put fresh cloves of garlic in my spaghetti.

I'm being serious. I can test it out.

Please tell me you tested it?

I guess it's possible, but it seems terribly inconvenient! I mean how would you get the garlic out of the vagina, with a rubber spatula or something? It all sounds pretty much like a lot of trouble to go through for some crushed garlic.

Talk about your Naked Chef Show.

And Lukie talk about your whipped eggs - Whip it, whip it good, you must whip it.

:laugh:

 

[Zekk]

Why would anyone want to?

 

[MysteriousVisitor]

I was in the pub with my friend Natalie and we were talking about dildos.

wat