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betagame

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i played portal and beat it today.
a theme song
Good gameplay
GREAT storyline
nice genra mixing
9/10


already confirmed a sequel
PORTAL 2

But im Prophicised
that
PORTAL 3 WILL SUCK @$$
 

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I beat portal a while ago. I had to tweak it just right so it wouldn't lag on my Geforce 6100 video card. Anyways I got two versions of the end song. AudioSurf on Steam comes with the orange box soundtrack and it contains a J.C. mix of "Still Alive" the guy who wrote and plays "Still Alive". I like his version a bit more then the in-game one.


Also you can get the orange box soundtrack for free by just downloading the AudioSurf demo and going into C:/programs/Steam/"something"/audiosurf/orange box soundtrack.
 

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Portal's a cracking game. I don't own it myself, but I played through it all at a friend's place. I've played very few games with such a brilliant atmosphere.
 

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Ever since Rance's thread on the game, I've really wanted to play it.

I've completed the flash game of it a couple of times though...

I'll play it one day, I need find a friend who has the game. :p
 
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That guy had to have been on some sort of chemical additive, in order to do portal that well and so fast, I don't think he...she? (it?) made any mistakes.
 

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Portal... What a fab game. Shame it's a bit short though.

I believe Half-Life Ep3 / 3 and Portal will combine into one.
 
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Great game, enjoyed every minute of it

Oh and I'm appalled no one added this yet:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.


I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.


and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive
 

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Maybe no one posted the lyrics since theres really big spoilers in the song itself.
 
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Portal: Nothing can beat spending minutes making a piece of a coffee mug fall in an perfectly infinite loop with its soul purpose to snipe a far-away sentry drone. Ah, that's the best level of 'em all.

Also: http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=149 ending song with new... *ahem* lyrics
 
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I never played portal, but I think I'm going to buy both Portals when Portal 2 comes out.

Does anyone know answer for this? :D

 

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lol. I love GLaDOS's lines as you're blowing her up.
My three favorites:
Two plus Two equals...ten... IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE.
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. An error I'm about to correct.
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not even a full time employee.
 

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I am prophecising about Portal 2. Okay, visions, images, sounds and gameplay.
 
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