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FullMetal

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OK, so this is going to be a weird question but has anyone ever thought of a really good idea for a porno? Because this summer, while talking about Pinocchio, you know the wooden doll who wanted to be a boy, I had the best idea ever!

PINOCCHIO: THE PORNO!

So I was thinking: When ever he lied to a woman, his penis would grow longer, lets take a look at one scene (that I will now make up on the spot!)

A woman and Pinocchio doing it on a bed

Pinocchio: Oh yea baby! You are soooo sexy! *Boner grows*
Pinocchio: You are the hottest woman I know! *Boner grows*
Pinocchio: I looooooooveeeeee you!!!! *Boner grows*

Yup, so thats my idea! I think it will sell...weirder things have happened, like people in diapers! :D

Anyway, have any of you guys thought of some interesting porno ideas?

FullMetal -Ruining the minds of children, one at a time!-
 

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I honestly haven't thought of any pornos to make and sell...Is this what you do in your free time >__O
 

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The sad thing is, it's probably already been done.

(Remembers seeing that still from a "Wizard of oz" porno)
 
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i have ideas like that every day :D

i keep a file of them .... and its very thick and hard....... *cough*
well enough of that

but yes ADD+male hormones+furry+overactive imagination+descriptive writing = something i have i could make money off of in the future :smile1:
*wink*

-doodle
 

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Warning! Adult link showing a pornography scene.

DO NOT CLICK IF YOU BELIEVE YOU WILL BE OFFENDED.

Wizard of Oz, in Porn.

*copy link location, then replace hxxp with http to view*
 

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Wizard of Oz, in Porn.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111onetwothree
my god i can't stop laughing. the lion! the tin man!! oh lord save us! XD
 

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*imagines the Wizard of Oz Porn-ified, complete with bad acting*

"We're the members of the lollipop guild!"
"Oh my, what a gigantic lollipop you have!"
*Midget smiles like a pervert*
"Can I touch it?" *Porn music plays*

"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"
"Oh my, he's masturbating, toto!"

"NyAaAaAaAaARGH~! I wish I had c-c-c-courage to go see that doctor about my ENORMOUS LION COCK / *Insert various penile dysfunctions here*

And on that note, I'll leave you all with yet another hillarious and mind-bending link.

As usual, It links to an adult site, so DO NOT CLICK if you're put off by such things.

Kiss me Quick!

As usual, replace the "Hxxp" with "Http". DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

(I'm sorry, but the fact frankenstien is flailing his stiff arms around as naked chicks dance behind him is just ****ing hillarious)
 

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Rule 34.

If it exists, there's porn of it.

;)
hmm looks for the porn with the guy who picks a chick in front of home depot to strangle him while he touches himself.:D

But some of that stuff is a bit odd.
 

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hmm looks for the porn with the guy who picks a chick in front of home depot to strangle him while he touches himself.

I think I saw a dirty movie like that on SBS once :laugh:
 

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Porn is a complete turn-off for me. To be honest, I find it rather disgusting.

Sex seems to have become meaningless. While I'm gay, I don't believe in gay marriage, and I would never ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Sex is supposed to be used for reproduction, not for entertainment. Pleasure is understandable and somewhat tolerable, but doing it just because you can is wrong, even more so is sexual abuse, be it human or animal.

I'm against pedophilia, bestiality, and other forms of sexual abuse.

To be honest once more, I think sex is over-rated, although I have never experienced it, I still believe it's something that's been blown so out of proportion that the meaning of "sex" has become disturbingly distorted.
 

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Fullmetal: that has been done before, I remember hearing about "Naughty Piccochio".
 

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Porn is a complete turn-off for me. To be honest, I find it rather disgusting.

Sex seems to have become meaningless. While I'm gay, I don't believe in gay marriage, and I would never ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Sex is supposed to be used for reproduction, not for entertainment. Pleasure is understandable and somewhat tolerable, but doing it just because you can is wrong, even more so is sexual abuse, be it human or animal.

I'm against pedophilia, bestiality, and other forms of sexual abuse.

To be honest once more, I think sex is over-rated, although I have never experienced it, I still believe it's something that's been blown so out of proportion that the meaning of "sex" has become disturbingly distorted.
I find it a bit weird that a furry is against beastality and if sex is only for procreation were do gays come in. after all they server no reproductive purpose they do it only for pleasure you seem sort of conflicting of yourself.
 
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Ayerea

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Porn is a complete turn-off for me. To be honest, I find it rather disgusting.

Sex seems to have become meaningless. While I'm gay, I don't believe in gay marriage, and I would never ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Sex is supposed to be used for reproduction, not for entertainment. Pleasure is understandable and somewhat tolerable, but doing it just because you can is wrong, even more so is sexual abuse, be it human or animal.

I'm against pedophilia, bestiality, and other forms of sexual abuse.

To be honest once more, I think sex is over-rated, although I have never experienced it, I still believe it's something that's been blown so out of proportion that the meaning of "sex" has become disturbingly distorted.
So, you'll never have sex? If its for reproduction...and your gay, then you have no reason for sex.:confused:
And there is a large difference between sexual abuse, and having sex.
If you and said other person want it, then why not, its an expression of love between you and the other person. If i love someone, im going to have sex with them, just for the physical manifestation of love for them. Not to mention it feels good. (I mean this in the kindest and most un-insulting way possible)
 

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Edward Penishands was already filmed.

Any idea for porno that I could ever have is trumped. No porno is greater than that mentioned above.
 

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Kraiden, truth be told I've never been a fan of pornography before in my life. However, by seeing the material those links you provided us with contained, I think I've become even more asexual than before.

...Argh, I feel like I should, at this juncture, pull out my eyes with a rusten fork and boil them in acid. :yucky: (READ: I'm in no way holding you responsible though!)

Edward Penishands was already filmed.
Way to go, I've always known that one of my favorite films would one day be ruined by the pornindustry. :wallbash:

EDIT: Spirit, I feel the same way, and I agree with you a hundred percent. :)
 
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