Spam is good for the soul, and good for the heart!
Spam tastes so good, it makes you fart!
What would the world be like witout Spam?
Just imagine playing sports without all the fans!
It'd be dreary and dull, like a gray, stormy day,
Or a white, snowy day with a rusty old sleigh!
So count all your chickens long before they hatch,
And stick this can of Spam up into your sna--
THIS POEM HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MESSAGE FROM: Rance
"Point, I love you!"