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weswissa

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Me and my friends have decided we are annexing off of the United States and making our own country. It will be call Platopia, we have yet to make a flag but most of our high-ranking positions are filled. We have a king and a queen, but they are just figure heads... Then we have a Prime Minister, a Department of the Treasury, a CIA, FEMA, a media system, the FBI, Department of Defense, and other positions. I am the Head of the Department of the Treasury. So I have to make our currency and manage it. It goes like this, the church is the base of operations. My youth pastor is the king, so his house is the castle. The people's houses who are high ranking are the colonies. We plan on taking over our local Taco Bell, using hostile takeover. My question is can someone help me decide what type of currency we should use.
 

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Hmmm, Taco Bell, huh? Apparently you want everyone in your country to have the runs!

JK, enjoy your new country, until mine decides to bomb yours.
 

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Get some gold coins. You can call the currency "The Prometheum". That sort of has a nice ring to it.

I've tried to start my own country once. It was founded on socialism. I had two cows and the government took one.
 

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Or you can get a taco packet with Chuck Norris's face on it that says " may sauce we trust and long live Chuck Norris" lol
 

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If you wan to be successful, the Euro. Although I know it's for fun, I would still use the strongest currency possible. Taco bell packets are free, you would need thousands to buy a piece of candy XD
 

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If you need someone to print on your currency, feel free to use my image. I've always wanted to be on currency, but the introduction of the Euro has made that impossible for me here since it was decided not to use any real people, buildings or landmarks on Euro bills to avoid any confrontation of countries feeling underrepresented on the currency.

Oh, and expect your IRS officer to still send you unpleasant letters despite your "independence". You're lucky you probably won't see the U.S. army reannexing your 'country' and thus reenacting your War of Independence...with a different outcome though.

Peachy
 

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If you wan to be successful, the Euro. Although I know it's for fun, I would still use the strongest currency possible. Taco bell packets are free, you would need thousands to buy a piece of candy XD
Since it's their currency, they can make it equal what they want...So like one mild will equal one USD, one hot is 10 USD, etc
 

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Since it's their currency, they can make it equal what they want...So like one mild will equal one USD, one hot is 10 USD, etc
Well I have about a couple thousands packets worth in my kitchen drawer, I'll go down there and be rich! = D
 

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We are stealing the US currency, but it's gonna be worth more... than the real US dollar...
 

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Yea, but no it's going to have the king, me, the prime minister, and head of the department of the defense.
 
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If it helps, I read a book called "Don't Try This at Home". It has a bunch of crazy crap in it, like how to wrestle a shark and how to defuse a hostage situation. There's also a chapter called "How to Form Your Own Independent Nation" that has a lot of good advice and gives you step by step instructions. It may be easier to do if you separate yourself from the United States physically, i.e. buying an island from a poor third world nation and paying them off to leave you alone after you secede. You'll need ambassadors too. And a flag and national anthem.

There's also a chapter with a carefully detailed plan on how to break into Fort Knox. So if you like, you can do that to gain the funds you need to form your nation. Only problem is you'll never be able to return to the US.
Amazon.com: Don't Try This at Home: How to Win a Sumo Match, Catch a Great White Shark, Start an Independent Nation and Other Extraordinary Feats (For Ordinary People): Hunter S. Fulghum: Books
 
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