Hey guys
I'm a bit surprised as my ordered diapers arrived earlier than expected. The delivery guy handed it over to my friend living close to me as I'm still on vacation for another week.
Now I'm worried she'll get curious and maybe peek into the package somehow or wonder why the package is so heavy (4 packs of diapers + catheters etc). Or if she's gonna ask what I ordered once I pick it up. Or if she Googles the return address (ordered from save express, not sure what they write on the package).
I'm in desperate need of some brainstorming from you guys to explain myself in these possible situations, if it happens.
I've thought of saying that I ordered a vacuum cleaner (to explain heaviness). And if she peeks I'll say I'm a bedwetter, however explaining the catheters if she sees them might be difficult (saying I'm incontinent will force me having to wear diapers 24/7 to actually validate it. It's a tickling idea but I'm well aware that I'm gonna regret it once the fantasy wears off).
Any counter arguments for my explanations or do you guys have better ways to explain this? Please help, I'm really nervous
I'm a bit surprised as my ordered diapers arrived earlier than expected. The delivery guy handed it over to my friend living close to me as I'm still on vacation for another week.
Now I'm worried she'll get curious and maybe peek into the package somehow or wonder why the package is so heavy (4 packs of diapers + catheters etc). Or if she's gonna ask what I ordered once I pick it up. Or if she Googles the return address (ordered from save express, not sure what they write on the package).
I'm in desperate need of some brainstorming from you guys to explain myself in these possible situations, if it happens.
I've thought of saying that I ordered a vacuum cleaner (to explain heaviness). And if she peeks I'll say I'm a bedwetter, however explaining the catheters if she sees them might be difficult (saying I'm incontinent will force me having to wear diapers 24/7 to actually validate it. It's a tickling idea but I'm well aware that I'm gonna regret it once the fantasy wears off).
Any counter arguments for my explanations or do you guys have better ways to explain this? Please help, I'm really nervous