I officially hate you. Though that's nothing compared to thisIf you persist in conjuring up such mental images I have no option but to illustrate them. You made me need a therapist with your visions of hairy backs, giant hairy outie bellybuttons, pendulous man-boobs quivering and jiggling... He says to overcome the trauma (the horror! the horror!) I must reconcile and move past by confronting those demons head-on. And the best way to do that is make you confront my demons as they are all your fault. So http://web.archive.org/web/20000304041831/www.deeker.teenbaby.net/photo.html
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