Okay, a confession..

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avery

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sorry boys. i'm very flattered and all, but my heart belongs to one person and one person alone!

*embraces sawaa passionately*

and rance? she's mine! your spartans are no match for my army of the living undead. *summons zombie hoard*
 

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*plinkety-plink*

Temporarily smitten Kraiden faced being bitten
By ravening armies foul and cemeterious
But he came to his senses and came to defences
Of our hero, despite being gastrically stricken!

(Some poetical licence to this bard you must grant
So he can continue to tell you how Rance:
And his legions of Grecians suffered defeatians:
At the hands of undeadites they were thoroughly spanked!

And our hero stayed true unto his one beloved
Not one other tempted his eye for to covet
As to Lukie, and rumours uncharit'ble spreaded
Notwithstanding a peck, pure-ly philadelphic
Wasn't heard of again in these stanzas odyssic!

*plinkety-plunk*
 

Peachy

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After all the diapers and the paci I gave you...and now this? How could you betray me like that?!

*runs off, crying bitter tears*

Look what you've done! You've made a sweet peach go sour!

Peachy
 
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ShippoFox

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Woah, interesting development! And also, cool! :D
 

Raccoon

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I reckon there'll soon be enough material for the saga to continue... but that's enough for now... Bard raccoon must travel to strange and foreign lands to sing himself, and learn of local legends to retell.
 

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Ah well, my heart really belongs to Rance.

*slides over to rance and looks over at avery and sawaa*

Nyaaah! *sticks tongue out*
 

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(Raccoon, those little stanzas are both hilarious and beautiful at the same time!)

Kraiden, my heart truly belongs to you as well!

And Sawaa, eat a fist! :D I ain't makin' no wedding dress for you! If you wanted me to make a wedding dress, you could have given up Avery and ... and...

*screams and runs away, sobbing!*
 

Monkey

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I'm just posting cuz' I wanna be a part of this thread.

Is that so wrong?
 

Charlie

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Awww, I wanted to be the flower girl... :p

On a side note: what the ****?
 

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I'm just posting cuz' I wanna be a part of this thread.

Is that so wrong?

Awww, I wanted to be the flower girl...
What they said.
*gets kicked out of thread by angry hoard of people shouting 'IMITATOR!!'
Sorry, jk, but Congratz then I guess on your relationship. Hope all goes well.
 

Kraiden

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Kraiden, my heart truly belongs to you as well!
*Makes out in the middle of the room shamelessly*

Humphrey Sez: "Get a room!"

We're already in a room!

*conintues sickening display of kissing, man-boobs and hairy backs*
 

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If you persist in conjuring up such mental images I have no option but to illustrate them. You made me need a therapist with your visions of hairy backs, giant hairy outie bellybuttons, pendulous man-boobs quivering and jiggling... My therapist says to overcome the trauma (the horror! the horror!) I must reconcile and move past by confronting those demons head-on.

And the best way to do that is make YOU confront my demons as they are all your fault. So
http://web.archive.org/web/20000304041831/www.deeker.teenbaby.net/photo.html

Warning:

The following demons may be offensive to some viewers. They are not intended for a family audience. Viewer discretion is advised.
 
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If you persist in conjuring up such mental images I have no option but to illustrate them. You made me need a therapist with your visions of hairy backs, giant hairy outie bellybuttons, pendulous man-boobs quivering and jiggling... He says to overcome the trauma (the horror! the horror!) I must reconcile and move past by confronting those demons head-on. And the best way to do that is make you confront my demons as they are all your fault. So http://web.archive.org/web/20000304041831/www.deeker.teenbaby.net/photo.html

Warning:

The following demons may be offensive to some viewers. They are not intended for a family audience. Viewer discretion is advised.
OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE LIVING SHIT IS THAT???

THAT IS THE REASON DEEKER NEEDS TO BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET, JESUS GOD ALLMIGHTY MY EYES BLEED SO MUCH!!11


Lol @ Deeker.
 

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Enucleate, Baby Blake, Enucleate! It's not too late!

(Btw, best Truth or Dare result EVER.)
 
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