Odd *Bish things that occur during life.

[Valentine]

I'm curious whether other people here have had any odd *Bish things happen in there life. What I mean is either conversations or something that has occurred with people that are not aware of your *B/DLism but in a way are related. For example I submit the following.

Thanksgiving day, whilst members of my family were going through ads, and generally chatting, the subject of footed PJs for adults came up. My nephew works at Target and commented that they sell them in the Women's Dept.

A long time ago, when I was 11 or 12 or so, my parents and I went up to the Detroit area for a weekend. When we got to our hotel and entered our room, my dad commented that there was a bed for me in the room. At the time he was looking at a crib that had been left in the room. (I did want to sleep in it, but someone came and got it, and...).

A few years back, while visiting the State Fair, my mom bought a light up pacifier for my youngest nephew. The girl commented that someone would be happy and my dad smiled and said that it was for him. (My dad can be goofy at times.)

 

[Pramrider]

That's like the comment I made recently on another thread. The other day, some of my sandwich dropped on the floor after just missing the plate. My wife looked at me, shook her head, and very much jokingly said, "Alright, am I going to have to get the highchair out for you to eat without making a mess?" Without knowing it, she was hitting soooo close to home with her joking. I'd love to!!!:smile1:

~Pramrider

 

[Prussic_aux]

Last year, my friend would crack jokes about babies and diapers, and there was this guy that walked past who really stank of something horrible, and he said "Maybe someone should change his diaper" He would also crack jokes about buying baby stuff in the supermarket before school.

Makes you think, huh?

 

[Grutzvalt]

Me and my friend were talking about halloween constumes, and he said someone should dress up like a baby with diapers and a binky, and say that their parents treat them like a baby...It was extremely odd...

 

[Lizzie]

My friends and I joke about diapers alot

Also just this evening my friend was over and we made a video on my phone of us wearing diapers over our clothes and acting all nonchalant like.

 

[teddy564339]

Ha ha...yeah, I used to make posts on tbn every time something like this happened to me. I tried to dig up some of those old posts and here's some of the stuff I came up with:


-In a biology class in high school, for some reason we got on the topic of potty training, and one girl was saying how she was potty trained at like 3, but then kind of lost it and had to wear diapers for a little bit at 4 or whatever. Anyway, my teacher (who was really funny and cool) said, "Ok, so basically, what Kelly is saying is that she still wears diapers". It was pretty funny.

-When I was laying down in my bed, I was pretty tired and I was talking with a friend, and since she could tell I was sleepy, she said, "You look so sleepy. Should I put you in your crib?" in a joking manner.

-Back in the 5th grade, I had this pretty weird teacher, and she was kind of annoying. Anyway, so a bunch of kids were misbehaving and fighting and being childish, and she said, "Tomorrow, I should bring in a load of diapers and diaper all of you little BABIES." It was weird, but pretty interesting...

-one time me and a few friends were just looking around in some gift shop, and in one part they had these baby clothes. And as we walked by, one of the girls there said to me, "Hey, we should get you a onesie!" I think I just laughed it off and it was nothing, but I hope I didn't turn too red. Crazy stuff.

-So, today I was in a public bathroom and I saw one of those "Koala Bear Care" changing stations (I don't know if they have them everywhere...but it was basically a public diaper changing table). So anyway, it made me remember a time back when I was like, 10, and I went to a summer day camp. And me and the other kids were on some field trip somewhere, and we went in a public bathroom and they had one of those. So, the other boys were just messing around, and they went over and pulled it open. And one of them jumped up on it and laid down and said, "Hey, one of you son of a bitches....change my diaper!" And another kid said, "No, you idiot, can't you see it's only for koala bears!"



I know there are others, but those are the ones I could find.

 

[Jeremiah]

Yes, I have had a few of those during my life.

My father can say some off the wall things. During a phone conversation about my upcoming fitness test, I mentioned that I wanted to try to lose a couple more pounds. He suggested laxatives as a good method to quickly lose some weight. On the day of the fit test, I also needed to be in an official ceremony at work. This was my stated reason for not liking his idea. He responded with "Just wear a diaper." I responded with "That is a horrible idea!" The conversation ended when mom started asking what we were talking about since she only heard his half of the conversation. Her first question was "Does Jeremy need diapers?" I quietly listened while Dad explained the conversation and Mom expressed disappointment in him. My final unspoken thought was "Nope, I don't need any diapers, I still have plenty." It was a pleasant relief when the topic changed.

It is comical how close jokes can come to reality.

 

[Charlie]

I was talking to a friend, and she was telling me about 'this crazy guy' she met who walked around Manchester (I think it was) in a onesie.
It was quite funny really, she said something like: "It's so weird, can you believe there's websites that sell adult sized onesies?"

 

[kevindhca]

My wife and I went to the drug store and picked up some baby shampoo. We were talking to the cashier when she says, "how old is your baby?". The wife says,"we don't have a baby", and the cashier says "oh" and laughs. I thought I might have a heart attack, but it really wasn't that bad, just surprising!!

 

[ayanna]

Hmmm....when my mum, my two sisters, and I went on our trip to Newfoundland a few years ago one of my sisters was always having to get us to stop so she could go pee. My mum told her "We should stop and get you some diapers!"

 

[Harano]

There's this catholic TV network called EWTN. They tend to run a bunch of shows with religious connotations yet coppying the names of popular shows.

I can't think of many at the moment, but there's a lot. The only one that sticks out is "Christ in the city" instead of "Sex in the city", neither of which i've bothered to see. Well the other day I got the TV guide channel on, and it's rolling by, and it looks like they have another similiar show.

"ABCatholic". I'm sure they're all like "It's the ABCs of being a catholic! Haha! Good idea!" and yet all i'm seeing is "AB Catholic".


Then there's my 'vampire blood'. My rare blood type. Can take and use anybody else's blood in my body, yet can only give to others of this same rare type, it's like the opposite of that universal donor one, which I think is O+.

It's AB+.

"What's your type?"
"Oh, me? I'm AB"
"Positive?"
"Yes, i'm _very_ positive"


Even though i'm DL/lilfur, I could see myself having a convo like that at the red cross someday.

 

[daria7483]

There are tons of things that come up in my life with vague AB/DL connotations, although unfortunately I can't remember most of them right now. The thing that sticks out, though, is my boyfriend's insistence on comparing giving a blow job to sucking a pacifier. Once when we were getting ready for bed he said "want to pretend my dick is a pacifier and suck on it all night?" It was weird enough with him saying it that one time, but he's repeated it several times since. Too bad for him, though, that I never really took to pacis, even as a baby.

 

[Bambusa]

Last night I was talking to a vanilla friend I met online. She was telling me about a Jason Mraz concert she went to. He had another dude singing with him. She said the other guy came out to sing a song called "hard to be a gangster" wearing a yellow onsie! I'm not joking! I flipped out when she told me that. I refrained from telling her I have a blue one though! LOL!

 

[Trevor]

Way back when, I was in a psychology class and the class had a booklet with humorous story scenarios meant to illustrate failures of methodology (drawing conclusions without empirical data, suggesting that observed phenomena are not scientifically orderly, proposing overly complex or speculative explanations, or implying cause and effect relationships without explicit testing). The stories were kind of dorky, but also amusing and it was pretty easy to pick out the methodology failures.

I was reading ahead to see if they got any more difficult to spot as one got further into the book and I came upon the case study on "Regression Therapy". Bear in mind, this is before the Internet and I knew almost nothing about anyone else being involved with this. It was just this dumb story describing regression therapy of an old "orally fixated" drunk, but it was a big deal at the time. I was really quiet during the discussion of this particular account during class. I kept the booklet, though. My first AB/DL story!

 

[virgindiaperboy]

Anytime we have a family gathering, especially during the holidays, my mom has me sit at the kids' table. It is 95% because we just don't have room at the main table, but I also feel it is 5% b/c she sees me as her little boy still.

Two summers ago I went to a friend's wedding. She had assigned me to a table with a lot of us mutual friends. At my spot, where my name card was, sat a high-chair! I was floored. The waiter staff came by and apologized for making the mistake. I was soooo self-conscious.

 

[Pramrider]

At my spot, where my name card was, sat a high-chair! I was floored. The waiter staff came by and apologized for making the mistake. I was soooo self-conscious.

I would have been too! Though on the inside I would have gladly sat there if I could fit in it.

Sounds like you have some enjoyable family get togethers, getting to eat at the kid's table.:smile:

~Pramrider

 

[Mitsukuni]

Lessee... a couple of years ago, my school held a Roller Skating party at a local skate rink, and my friends and I all bought pacifiers that lit up, and we all still have them. Well, at least one of them (and myself) does.

My grandma got me footed pjs, because she thought I'd like them for during the winter, since my house gets so cold. She also bought them for my cousins as well.

While talking to my cousin, the subject of adult diapers came up, but I quickly changed the subject, using my clever subject-changing ways, she never suspected a thing.

 

[July]

OMG! That same thing happend to us a few weeks before thanksgiving... My husband and I are not 'out' to anyone (outside of the community) and one of our friends started asking about footed pajamas for himself and how he got them when he was little and he wonders if they make them in adult sizes, where can he get them... the kicker was, he wasn't calling them footed pajamas, he was calling them onsies... My husband and I just looked at each other. Lol!

 

[Fire2box]

"What's your type?"
"Oh, me? I'm AB"
"Positive?"
"Yes, i'm _very_ positive"

that reminds me of the episode of south parks 2007 season where Eric Cartman gets AIDS. and says "I'm not only positive, I am HIV positive.." for most of the episode.

 

[supercas29]

Something that happens to me a lot (since I'm so oblivious to most things) is that once I hear about something I've never known about... I tend to see and hear about it everywhere like the topic just gets turned on in sterio for me.

When I found out that my friend Mike was a DL that happened, and I started noticing stuff about it everywhere. That retarded CSI special, certian things that I've always taken for granted like the fact that I've always kept my baby blanket and a stuffed animal close by while I sleep, and that I love to steal my neices' pacifier when it's not in her mouth... and the fact that I found out real quick that a few other people I've known for a while had similar fettishes and whatnot.

The weirdest thing by far though is that one of my friends and I were at a pay phone at the local college probably almost a year after I'd known Mike and the phone rang so my friend answers it, and it's this guy randomly spilling his guts about the fact that he was a teenager and that he was gay and liked to wear and use diapers and didn't care who knew about it. Totally straight faced serious the whole time he was telling my friend all of that stuff, and then she came over and told me, not two weeks later the same phone rang again and it was the same little dude going on about the same thing and she was all "buddy... you've already talked to me on this phone and told me about this."

Gosh, something embarrassing... I was out to dinner the other night with the people that I live with and my neice was crying so I gave her a pacifier and the waitress was all "man, I really wish they made those things in adult sizes for some of these loud customers here" and all matter of fact without realizing it I was all "oh, they already do! You can find them online, but they're not cheap." needless to say... it got really quiet really fast so my friends and I ordered some food.

Aside from those random facts, my family always pokes fun and says rude stuff about Mike because unfortunately they know about his diaper fettish... but if they weren't making fun of that, they'd be making fun of the fact that he's short, or blind, or white, or has ten toes... pretty much just anything.