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My neighborhood water main broke so I don't have running water. That means three great things:

1. I can't do the dishes.

2. I only have beer to drink now.

3. I can't pee in the toilet.

So, I'm on the couch playing Civ, sipping an ice cold Kölsch, in a Dry 24/7 and no one can get mad at me for any of those choices.
 

Crinklebuttt

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I let slip at work once that I was out of water for a couple days until my landlord fixed it. The first question I got was how are you using the bathroom? After a bit of awkward silence I said I was just going in the woods behind my place. Obviously the truth would have made their jaws drop to the ground, lmao.
 

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A good response would be to dump water from a bucket into the back of the toilet to flush it
 

Argent

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You need to sabotage your neighbours water supply for that? 😝
 

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Problem, when you have to leave the house how are you going to clean up to get the weewee smell off of you, that would be my fear.
 
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